Aaron

he/him | lgb(t) | 𓆏

[Aaron @ayust_]

Happy 4th from my cousins bathroom as I’m chucking up dinner lmao. It’s what the founding fathers would’ve wanted 🍻🇺🇸

[Maxim Leyzerovich @round]

american flag with 420 stars and 69 stripes

[Aaron @ayust_]

I can’t believe my cat actually caught a mouse today

[Fat Lenny @FatLennyLJS]

White boy summer hasn't been the same since this nuke was dismantled

[Aaron @ayust_]

Building a table completely from scratch makes me feel like I can make anything

[Aaron @ayust_]

This has been an exhausting school year. I’m so ready for summer break

[Aaron @ayust_]

Why tf do I need dual authentication to log into the Taco Bell app

[Aaron @ayust_]

@OregonZoo Omg my birthday is 3 days away from Samson and I’m also turning 28. We’re basically twins

[Aaron @ayust_]

God I can’t wait till summer

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

how it feels to type in your email and password with a remote

[Joe🥤 @Doeyppp]

My biggest ick is when books replace the artwork with the movie cover

[spooky liz 🎃 @lizaboth]

“If you hate the president so much you should LEAVE!!” Actually I love my country so much I’m gonna stay here and loudly resist the fascist regime brought in by the president I hate so much but ty for your input

[jordan @JordanUhl]

“The only thing more powerful than hate is love.”

MAGA wanted you to boycott this.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Did I understand a single word of it?
I did not.

Was it a vibe?
It was.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

SPOILER ALERT: if bringing down the largest child sex trafficking ring will “collapse” your government, your government needs to collapse.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Hey MAGA, if you don’t like Bad Bunny simply ignore the Super Bowl halftime show the way you ignore Trump’s pedophilia.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

It's fucking wild we need a dead man's emails to believe the testimonies of 1000 women.

[Aaron @ayust_]

I’m so happy I got my sister to be obsessed with glee

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[Aaron @ayust_]

I cannot believe that one of my favorite actresses has passed away. RIP Catherine O’Hara, you made me laugh so much. You will be missed