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Poet 🖊️ Grad Student 📚 CODA 🤟🏾 Bog Witch 🧙🏾‍♀️

(she/they) 🍉🌻

[K @ayvakey]

maybe the real orgasms were the friends we made along the way

[K @ayvakey]

@conqoest this is not your point, but doesn't the historical data worldwide show that when more adults start spending money on toys (or other tiny tactile joys) that it's a significant indicator of a coming or present recession/severe economic depression? like. that IS actually horrifying

[K @ayvakey]

i told my bf about a video i watched by my fav booktuber & he goes oh the 4hr snake one? & i was like ??? yeah how'd yuu know?? & he said he subscribed bc he knows i don't really go on yt & he wanted to let me know when she had new videos bc they make me happy. he's so pookie fr!

[K @ayvakey]

writing poems: wow i love poems
revising poems: wow poems are evil

[K @ayvakey]

(the perils of a healthy relationship)

[K @ayvakey]

told my boyfriend my dopamine was low so I need to pick a fight to help my mental health & he said "i don't want to fight i love yuu" like okay, i love yuu too, guess i'll go die in the corner then...

[K @ayvakey]

@suchnerve kix cereal, thank yuu for always being there for me

[🇵🇸 @med7ic]

final stage of grief is pursuing a career in the field you studied

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

masculinity is a prison

[Richard Siken @richardsiken]

@miaaajulesss Lots of people were taught they were stupid. A lie. Some were taught they were evil. A lie. Or some other thing to feel guilty about. All lies. You don't earn love. You don't deserve love. Lots of evil people are in love. Love isn't a treat we give out for being good. >

[K @ayvakey]

@suchnerve once, i tweeted this and then a couple years ago a friend sent me a screenshot of a fb group titled "plopped penisly to the floor" and was like "lol this is u" like 😭 oh okay so fun fact-

[K @ayvakey]

@gracecamille_ @RepMGP why is everyone being evil grace was clearly making a sarcastic statement??? do....do people not have media literacy??

[K @ayvakey]

@suchnerve also i find most tv men remarkably inefficient, so sometimes i watch a show/movie and go: if this were a group of women this entire plot would have been solved ten minutes in. (unless he's Columbo. he can take all day and i'm simply seated.)

[K @ayvakey]

@suchnerve "why haven't you watched that show??" yeahh so actually i'm not interested in watching men do things

[K @ayvakey]

@garshmo judith and bella just sitting there like Blursh! Sul Sul?? Plerg Majah Bliff???

[K @ayvakey]

@chaandmami okay fine i'll listen to all her music calm down calm down

[K @ayvakey]

they look like ice cream sandwiches i want to eat them 😭😭😭

[K @ayvakey]

i told my bf that i hate sonos so so much so he spent a month researching how speaker components work and then built two speakers for us 😭😭

[victryena 💪📋 @victryena]

her spotify listening age was 19 you sick fuck

[K @ayvakey]

left my tiny cozy studio of 7 years to live in a 3bd house this year and absolutely no one told me that i'd now be like that scene from the office with kevin, walking around my bedroom going "why use much rooms when one rooms do trick"

[K @ayvakey]

@AbleismCat orphan crushing machine