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Some guy asked me out today via Facebook messenger, but I’m not sure we would work out since his job status is set as Krusty Krab employee.

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I’m only posting on twitter again to give everyone a piece of advice. Buy Hogwarts Legacy. I’m currently severely addicted, and couldn’t give it up even if I tried. It may be a problem, but it’s a problem I’m 100% okay with. Buy it.

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So weird, four years later and I still talk to the guy on a daily basis 🤷🏼‍♀️

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can’t remember what day in Punta Cana: Alexa almost fell off a horse, Shelby was attacked by a giant frog, and some guy threw up on my shoes at the club

we are living life let me tell ya

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I no longer understand children or the toy industry. Currently watching one aggressively take down his friends using a Children of the Corn scythe. Tears have been shed and one is currently playing dead (fingers crossed),but I will say it’s made my night 10x more entertaining.

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@JTolli_18 @MaestroGrens This was literally me

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I’m so pissed no one introduced me to Wingstop until this past month. I’ve been been 8 times in the past 4 weeks and there’s no sign of me stopping anytime soon.

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the bane of @alexphill5 existence

[Drew @305jit1]

I’m this Old 😂

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@cmccay12 dude stfu

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i mean this is outrageous

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asking for a friend, is one household going through approximately 6 containers of prairie farms french onion dip per week normal???

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joe exotic has been my inspiration since halloween 2018

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Honestly, how to people who work with kids keep a straight face??
Asked a fourth grader today if he was interested in any clubs at school and he said “only the ones with dancing naked ladies”. I LOST IT. I’m not cut out to be a professional for children.

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@alexphill5 happy birthday ya baddie ❤️ (sound muted due to graphic content)

[Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones]

Winter is coming.

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let us know if we pulled it off

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Someone let me know why my mom let me dress as Aladar from Dinosaur back in 2000

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@Maddi_Hood **sister

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A tragic short story:
Made buffalo dip. Was so excited to eat. Didn’t wait for it to cool. BURNT THE HELL OUT OF MY MOUTH. Spit out chunks of flesh. Had to stop eating the buffalo dip.

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Guy sitting next to me at the airport just wipped out a full order of Texas Roadhouse rolls and I’ve never been so jealous of another human.

Please share.

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@Maddi_Hood this is totally us

[Christina D'Ambrosio @christinadambro]

Nick Jonas: proposes with a $200K ring, books a palace for the weekend, has multiple million-dollar wedding ceremonies

Joe Jonas: elopes in Las Vegas with ring pops for rings and has Diplo as his wedding photographer

There are two types of siblings.