Alanna Cardillo

[Alanna Cardillo @ayyemcee1012]

I want AI to bring back Tupac and Biggie for the next version of We Are The World to rebuild after the #earthquakenyc

[Alanna Cardillo @ayyemcee1012]

I think we all need to take a few giant steps backwards and really reconsider who we should have running our country. The entire staff at @Chewy

[Alanna Cardillo @ayyemcee1012]

@WCVB snow in the Berkshires!

[Alanna Cardillo @ayyemcee1012]

Missed my exit today.

Thanks @VancityReynolds

[Alanna Cardillo @ayyemcee1012]

I no longer watch @NESN for the Sox. I’m here for @KMillar15

… I also didn’t know what an index finger is …

[Alanna Cardillo @ayyemcee1012]

Apparently @Nestle values our lives at less than $20.

This was cooked IN a piece of broccoli, and didn’t realize until it was bitten into.

[Alanna Cardillo @ayyemcee1012]

@RedSox I wanna see @kikehndez pitch!!

[Alanna Cardillo @ayyemcee1012]

After watching #SellingOC I think I’m ready to quit my day job and start head first in selling high end luxury houses. Can’t be too hard, right?

[Alanna Cardillo @ayyemcee1012]

Are my workout pants falling down a sign that I’ve lost weight? Or that my fat has stretched out past its elastic limit?

[Alanna Cardillo @ayyemcee1012]

@bensimmoneau #ben4prez

[Alanna Cardillo @ayyemcee1012]

@Melethonomia @MerriamWebster “Sassive aggressive” 😂😂😂 adding this to my daily vocabulary

[Alanna Cardillo @ayyemcee1012]

Ok @GreysABC can you bring Finn back next?

[Alanna Cardillo @ayyemcee1012]

5 things that are sure to happen tonight:
- that’s a new pair of shoes
- I’ll bet the ranch
- drunk bases
- that’s a (number of runs) Johnson!
- that’s a slice of cheese
Brought to you by the wonderful @Eck43 @NESN

[Alanna Cardillo @ayyemcee1012]

I can’t imagine how a state can be worse than Florida. But if I had to, it’s definitely Texas #TexasDeservesBetter

[Alanna Cardillo @ayyemcee1012]

Good morning to everyone except Greg Anglin! #heistnetflix

[Alanna Cardillo @ayyemcee1012]

My 6 pack of bras from Amazon came with a warranty. Your turn, Victoria’s Secret.

[Alanna Cardillo @ayyemcee1012]

Did someone complain that @James_Holzhauer never lets anyone win, or is he just off his game on #TheChase

[Alanna Cardillo @ayyemcee1012]

This meeting could have been an email, Janet. #dogsoftwitter

[Alanna Cardillo @ayyemcee1012]

@VancityReynolds Read this to my mom. She asked if it’s Ryan Reynolds from the notebook because he’s attractive. I said “no, Ryan Reynolds from The Proposal.” Shes like “oh, HE’S HANDSOME!!”

[Alanna Cardillo @ayyemcee1012]

My hobbies include binging popular Netflix shows and then immediately checking out buzzfeed for the memes