My dad starts snoring and then my mom goes “ mmm tu papa” and I say “tu también roncas bien gacho” and she says “si pero ya que estoy dormida” lmao like my dad snores awake wtf
You know what I dome understand?? “Social distancing” sign in restaurant restroom stalls. Like, what in the rabbit hole bs is that about? There’s a literal wall in between stalls! Why?!
Capricorn’s don’t announce Capricorn Season to the world because everyone knows we’re god’s gift to all of y’all. If it weren’t for us, no one would tell y’all the truth straight up. You’re welcome.
@Staticjon said “I know my people over thirty are tired and trying to go to bed” low key felt like a stab in my heart, like bro! I’m having a hard AF time already! 26 more days....