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charlotte n aislinn n ann

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THINKING ABOUT ELDERLY PIGEONS

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Can’t go anywhere w me during baby bird season

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Every ldr should come w an honorary communications degree

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I need a OneDrive (Microsoft sponsored Drake)

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@kamaycah Bro u r the cafe

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I need a one dance

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At this point it’s more of an accomplishment to have not been convinced to sign up for a half marathon than to have actually done one

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Bringing a massive Tupperware of apple crumble and two spoons to the movie theater to watch 5 nights at freddies. Romance is alive and well!!!!!!!!!!

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“U listen to the new bad bunny yet?”

Guy who read a lot in second grade: “ur SHITTING me he makes music too?????”

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Passed a funeral home and there were two ten yr old boys out front hitting the griddy in their suits

[computer man @gloomfather]

Peekaboo culture is so toxic. This dude just straight up disappeared behind his hands mid conversation and then shows up again like it’s no big deal? And yeah I’m giggling and it’s funny as fuck. But that does NOT make this kind of behavior okay

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

I like when that hotline bling!

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Ok guys what the FUCK is bluetooth

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Home Depot is a spiritual place

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Eating a lollipop under my mask at work

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Thoreauing it back at Walden for HD

[dawn @rundry]

everyone i know in their late-20s is either 25, 26, 27, 28, or 29 years old

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Boyfriend in the Good Old Days: Here, a dozen roses for my one true rose, is that meatloaf I smell?

Boyfriend in 2023: Babe can you shut the fuck up I’m doing NSDR

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I just know. I just know I would be so good at riding a unicycle. When the day comes.

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Who names streets?????????

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Oppenheimer, I hardly know her!