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close your eyes and make a wish

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There is a lone spider on the ceiling of my shower. I don't know what he eats, and he's been there for months. I cannot bring myself to harm him.

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All in all I feel pretty lucky.

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I hate this app I swear to god

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Whatever your beliefs are, the best thing to do is to build yourself up and show people that you are right.

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chat-banned on classic world of warcraft. this world is a prison.

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Ray-peatedly carrot-vortexing my small intestines with antimicrobial taproots and rhizomes. Clean as a whistle.

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Growing up, there was nothing more fun than ding-ding-ditching an Anglo-Saxon. Hiding in bushes as my neighbor would shout into the sky and drive around in his burgundy F250, you knew that there was honor at stake. The world you grew up in no longer exists.

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acquired an orb.

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Currently riding a tiger that wants to eat me (wiping with Brawny paper towels)

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@Audmund cold steel boar spear helps

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The internet is retarding me

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@WeTheBrandon so this is Big Egg

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@Zmei_Hhsss @Catullus_Vincit til the family that the Warburg effect was named after

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@Thzer0r This is why I've worn the same pair of pants for the past year.

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@not__dog__ this is lovely

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@thefoidda don't squeeze out any toothpaste that you'd rather have stay in the tube

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@CopperPavilion chills

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Every time I pick my nose, I glance at the nearest camera. I know you're watching, buddy.

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Quitting nicotine has made me realize how poor the circulation was in my hands. Recommend Chinese spirit balls if you feel similarly, regardless of nicotine status. You will feel circulation come back to your hand quite nicely.

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@catgirlsarea51 @TakeThiamine People drink black coffee for the same reason they use asshole-puckering hot sauce. Sometimes the world just does not offer enough.

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@CQCKVS Did they really do this?