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[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

As a reminder, almost 11 years ago, Jeffrey Epstein took this picture of the world’s first trillionaire.

We need a revolution against the treachery of elites.

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Guys making $30k a year when you say that becoming a trillionaire shouldn’t exist

[NBA Shane @Shane00]

What's the 1?

[AuxGod @AuxGod_]

BREAKING: Man arrested for stealing $229 million dollars from the San Antonio Spurs

[DiscussingFish @DiscussingFish]

Kevin Feige on 'SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY' Leaks:

"To those who seek to continue: You will die the most horrible of deaths, as befits your wickedness.

My reign will last forever, and when this world is cold and dead, I shall remain eternal. God of the ashes."

(Source: @TMZ)

[dank @cptdankkk]

Charlie Sheen says he relied on Xanax, alcohol and “time travel” naps to survive a typical day on set while addicted to crack

“I was doing this thing where I was partying, hitting the fucking pipe, either girls or porn or both or whoever showed up. Come on in. There's plenty to go around”

“I felt like I was time traveling from 1 a.m. to 7. It felt like 15 minutes. Whereas 9 a.m. to midnight felt normal. Wow, we have plenty of time to do everything. And then the hours I really needed to settle in and enjoy just vanished”

“I got someone banging on my door. ‘Dude, you're late. What the fuck?’ And I'm still fucking sideways. So I'd pop a couple shots or like half a Xanax or something”

“I would literally do this thing. It was a 15 minute, 20 minute nap where I would just hit the pillow. I'd try to meditate with a body just vibrating from crack all night. I'm trying to fucking time travel. I'm trying to levitate”

“Then I would hit the shower and I'd say, ‘Okay, I only have to navigate from this shower to the next shower and that's about 11, maybe 12 hours’”

“And then I'd get to work and have that midday drop off. I wasn't hitting the pipe at work, but I needed to keep some fuel in the engine. So I'd start drinking”

“People look at sitcoms like, ‘Oh, they're out there having a fun time.’ Man, it is super fucking complicated”

[sexpert @sahib14384912]

indian kids always winning spelling bees n shit when is an indian kid gonna fuck 6 bitches at the same time maybe then our people will get some respect

[crys 🥠 @iamnotcrys]

this is genuinely frying tf outta me yo

[reece @wannabereece]

LEMME GET A BRUNSON, EGG AND CHEESE. HOLD THE DICK AND BALLS MA HEART

[FLEEKNIK @Judnikki]

i know Kylie had to slip a xanax into that niggas beer at 3am.

[hunter @3gpmh]

taking a break from literature to indulge in substance abuse and women’s thighs

[Kate Willett @katewillett]

Fun fact: the only study to ever reach this conclusion was retracted due to a coding error. The study authors updated their findings to show illness of either spouse doesn’t make divorce more likely.

In a giant L for radfems many men love their wife.

[CJ @deepsgills]

i wish he was scary so bad

[s a r a 🇲🇦 ࣪ ִֶָ☾. @wildflower_2]

Homelander being scarier in fan content 😭🙏🏻 in canon he's too busy banning nut milk

[Pratham @dp_331]

If Indians didn’t psychologically castrate their sons, India would have seen a large-scale French Revolution by now.

[Pratham khanna @Portfolio_Bull]

Rank of India among different fields🤯

• Water Quality Index: 120/122
• Global Hunger Index: 102/123
• Press Freedom Ranking: 151/180
• Corruption Ranking: 91/182
• Healthcare Access: 193/195

• World Most Polluted Countries: 6th
• Child Malnutrition: 2nd Worst
• Food Wastage: 2nd Worst

Soon To Be 3rd Largest Economy 🤡

[bailey @baileylikemovie]

found this absolute gem on letterboxd

[V. @earthto_v]

lmao, weed is keeping the youths from killing themselves.