Alyssa Johnson

I've got the curiosity for velocity

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

There were once around 300 animals at Magic World, a zoo in Aleppo—this daring rescue mission saved the last 13 https://t.co/4Jj8Zt1sIv

[Alyssa Johnson @ayyyjay5]

🙌🙌🙌 https://t.co/RMCfEZ5Y1A

[Blavity @Blavity]

Baltimore mayor Catherine Pugh quietly took down confederate monuments in the middle of the night https://t.co/XL1KhwVcGa

[Alyssa Johnson @ayyyjay5]

Gender and identity doesn't make anyone less of an American or less capable.
#notmypresident https://t.co/OeieGRgquZ

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

....victory and cannot be burdened with the tremendous medical costs and disruption that transgender in the military would entail. Thank you

[Alyssa Johnson @ayyyjay5]

@Zak_Bagans Me too dude me too

[Zak Bagans 🧛🏻‍♂️ @Zak_Bagans]

Just went into a demonic nest this week but when I get home everyone expects me to be Mr. holly jolly Happy pants. #SomeJustDontUnderstand

[Alyssa Johnson @ayyyjay5]

Me to my father: "yoghurt has no gender dad."

[liv @oliviayocum_]

"never have i ever cried to an avril lavigne song"
"we said no targeting!!"

[relatable @byreIatable]

College is like when you go from 1st place to 11th in Mario Kart because you slipped on your own banana

[Alyssa Johnson @ayyyjay5]

"everyone loves fedoras!"
Mkay.

[Alyssa Johnson @ayyyjay5]

@LindseyRenee_13 Story of my life, I know at least 5 people that are 19 and engaged like WOAH THERE let's slow down

[Alyssa Johnson @ayyyjay5]

"what if the Earth's axis was horizontal so the earth rotated like a rotisserie chicken"
Welcome to Bio 130; we ask the good questions.

[Alyssa Johnson @ayyyjay5]

Sorry Nichole. Sorry Brandon. Sorry Jenna. Love you guys anyways

[Alyssa Johnson @ayyyjay5]

Seeing all these pics from #NationalSiblingsDay and realizing I have 0 pictures with my siblings is yikes

[liv @oliviayocum_]

josh: "i actually played the cello for three years"
alyssa: "i played the violin for four"
jake: "i played self hatred for nineteen"

[Alyssa Johnson @ayyyjay5]

"I tried to be Soulja boy but it just came out Mario" -@josh_burgoyne