Amy Vida McCambridge

Serving up #thebesticaninthissituation

[Amy Vida McCambridge @ayyymsvida]

@jtsexkik I just wanted to tell you that two of the foundational pieces of media my husband and I STILL bond over years later are your gregnant and luigi board videos and we are both so grateful you made them. They are in our lexicon forever.

[Amy Vida McCambridge @ayyymsvida]

@JustinMcElroy you’re aware of this correct?

[Amy Vida McCambridge @ayyymsvida]

So was anyone gonna tell me they’re releasing a Guy Fieri Funko Pop doll or did you all just plan to surprise me for Christmas

[Amy Vida McCambridge @ayyymsvida]

Ball's in your court now, @abigail_loren

[Amy Vida McCambridge @ayyymsvida]

@deedee_k Consider: Icky Kitty VS. calling anywhere he nests a Hyde-y hole VS. "Okie Dokie Roanokie!"

[Amy Vida McCambridge @ayyymsvida]

@deedee_k You are CHOMPING MY FLAVE RIGHT NOW, on the internet straight CASING MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY

[Amy Vida McCambridge @ayyymsvida]

I was today years old when I learned that Mandy Patinkin is male. This recontextualizes a lot of MBMBaM for me...

[Amy Vida McCambridge @ayyymsvida]

@RinChupeco 💖 Anansi Boys by Neil Gaiman
💘 Kendare Blake (I feel like straight up saying you would be cheap, though it’s true!)
💝 Salvaged by Adeleine Roux

[Amy Vida McCambridge @ayyymsvida]

Several tense minutes later, after an extended break where she tried to figure out how to eject a disc from the PS4 without my help while I typed this (and to her credit, managed): “Well did you understand it? The leprechaun episode? Well, what did it mean to you?!”

[Amy Vida McCambridge @ayyymsvida]

“Was that the same guy? The same leprechaun guy? They look the same. And he’s so tall. Leprechauns are short; everybody knows that! It’s all very disturbing,” she adds solemnly.

[Amy Vida McCambridge @ayyymsvida]

My mother, pensively lotioning her hands while telling me about the American Gods series: “And that episode had all that information about that Irish woman, and then that leprechaun came and took her when she died. And did what with her? Who knows!”

[Amy Vida McCambridge @ayyymsvida]

I absolutely cannot cope with the fact that Amelie is Fitzroy’s magic tutor on @TheZoneCast. Please send help

[Amy Vida McCambridge @ayyymsvida]

“It’s always five o’clock in Wisconsin,” Flip Flop Dale ruminates.

[Amy Vida McCambridge @ayyymsvida]

“What if all Jimmy Buffet impostors—I MAINTAIN THAT THEY ARE NOT IMPERSONATORS UNTIL THE PERSON IS DEAD—texted Jimmy before every show to ask for his grace and beauty?”
one HUNDRED years will not be enough with this man.

[Amy Vida McCambridge @ayyymsvida]

Did he just say his name is FLIP-FLOP DALE?! This is amazing. TRANSCENDENT.

[Amy Vida McCambridge @ayyymsvida]

The more people filing in, the more we realize that we will be the youngest people here by more than a decade, maybe two. And they’re getting older and older— my husband quietly murmurs “oh, no” when a lady with an oxygen tank rolls in.

[Amy Vida McCambridge @ayyymsvida]

Went to our wedding venue with our little anniversary cake to hopefully have dinner. When Ryan went up to the door he looked disappointed—the restaurant was closed!—and then ELATED—it was closed for a JIMMY BUFFET TRIBUTE SHOW! Best 30$ of our marriage so far.

[Amy Vida McCambridge @ayyymsvida]

@JustinMcElroy Just rolled up to the venue where we were married this weekend last year, hoping to have dinner and reminisce. Downside—restaurant was closed. Upshot—it was closed for a JIMMY BUFFET TRIBUTE SHOW IN THE BANQUET HALL. We feel your benevolence in our marriage.

[Amy Vida McCambridge @ayyymsvida]

“I would classify it as an elixir; that’s how much I like it,” my husband says when I ask him about his favorite drink, Algerian tea.

[Amy Vida McCambridge @ayyymsvida]

@Band_Aid_Brand_ Get this: Infinity stone Band-Aids. Each infinity stone has its own band-aid. If you get hurt enough, you can have the Infinity Gauntlet!