big mama

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

PS2 graphics John Travolta

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[cheyenne @cheyeyeyeyey]

Please stop announcing the Northern Lights will be visible if they will not be visible to me.

[Praise @tufpraise]

this was literally the whole point of ai

[Chris @citehchris]

hi hunter biden would you like to go to chilis with me, my treat

[John “Teenus” Remington @zynaftersex]

I am so fucking serious why did the media try to make me hate this guy he fucking rocks

[big mama @ayyypes]

HARD PASS.

[tate @octatate]

something needs to be done about dog culture WHY is your dog in chipotle?

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

No matter how small you try to make that “unsubscribe” at the bottom of an email, I WILL DEFINITELY FIND IT

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

His 3 day weekend is over. Stop the rain and make it sunny for the work week

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

What kind of shitty country would deny student loan forgiveness but give January 6th rioters forgiveness and pay them $1.8 billion?

[xbox 360 @xbawxbaws]

Cam Newton Looks like a guy that controls how time works in a scary movie for kids

[CRG @Cantrushit]

Boomers five years ago: “I DO NOT CONSENT TO MY IMAGE OR POSTS BEING USED BY MARK ZUCKERBERG FOR META, FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM, OR WHATSAPP TO SELL MY DATA. Like and share if you agree!”

Boomers today, for some reason: “hey I just uploaded all your baby pictures to ChatGPT and you and all your cousins look like penguins isn’t this cute I’m uploading all the grandkids next”

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If abortion is “murder,” then parents refusing a simple vitamin K shot to prevent their newborn from bleeding to death should be too.

[no episode 9 spoilers pretty please @user823493247]

genuinely fuck whoever came up w the dumbass idea to replace THE DICTIONARY BUILT INTO GOOGLE with the ai overview's definitions i hope everything in their life fucking sucks

[osama @0ba0sama]

Wall-E came out in 2008 and y’all still littering

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i'd say i am pretty chill as long as i don't get irritated in any form whatsoever

[M.S @MalaakSafa]

There is no amount of money, oil, or gold that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water.