Aidan 

Random thoughts from your friendly neighbourhood creative hipster type

[Aidan  @Ayziak]

I like to think that the 2009 internet didn't affect my developing mind but then I instinctively call pomeranians squirrels so

[Aidan  @Ayziak]

You either die a niche internet celebrity or live long enough to go milkshake duck

[Aidan  @Ayziak]

Having a lil nostalgia trip back through all the Minecraft YouTubers I watched as a kid 10 years ago and finding that they each either dropped off the map in 2016 or have committed some atrocity since

[Aidan  @Ayziak]

(I am guilty of this)

[Aidan  @Ayziak]

Part of being Canadian is that every time it snows unexpectedly you'll see it on about 50 instagram stories

[ℳatt (matttomic.bsky.social) @matttomic]

The Toronto subway system if it was rotated and overlaid to scale over New York City:

[Aidan  @Ayziak]

America is the world's Florida.

[Aidan  @Ayziak]

@TLMurrayWrites @fuckyouiquit You... You literally asked them? They're a human being you know, not a mindless server drone. If you don't want to know, don't ask. Or maybe try some human compassion sometime.

[Aidan  @Ayziak]

So there really are kids running around out there who have never experienced a pre-2016 world... Tragic.

[Aidan  @Ayziak]

(Einstein never actually said this but you get the idea)

[Aidan  @Ayziak]

https://t.co/f3wrLmZoSf

[Aidan  @Ayziak]

Vermont is Canada's abandoned child raised by America

[Aidan  @Ayziak]

There is no one more excited than my dad opening presents he bought for himself and labeled as "from Santa"

[Aidan  @Ayziak]

@ChemistryKit We had a big poster with this image in my high school. We called it "if it smells like chicken you're doing it wrong"

[michal stein @MichalStein2]

ok, hear me out... i have an idea for a twitter alternative... what if we made it fun to go out in toronto

[Aidan  @Ayziak]

@drewisgooden Twitter getting shut down as unprofitable after a big transfer of ownership would be a beautiful revenge for Vine

[Aidan  @Ayziak]

Which is more unreliable?