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[Aza @azahriaaa]

In my employed+thesis era🤯🤩🫠🤪🤓😎

[Aza @azahriaaa]

Ternyata negara ini punya duit sebanyak itu ya anjir?

[txt keresahan WNI @KapudS640]

GILAAK BUDGET BUAT MBG SEGEDE ITU WOOY!!!!
temen kos ku kerja di MBG lagi ngobrol2 didapur karna kita sama-sama mau masak. btw kita jarang ngobrol sebelumnya. dia pernah cerita kalo sekarang dia kerja di MBG bagian accounting.

👧🏻 aku 👩🏼dia
👧🏻 : kamu masih kerja di MBG kan? terus itu megang berapa sekolah?
👩🏼 : iya masiih, kalo di tempatku 16 sekolah.
👧🏻 : budgetnya emang berapa kalo 16 sekolah itu?
👩🏼 : 26 juta mba
👧🏻 : perminggu kah?
👩🏼 : perhari laah
👧🏻 : haaah demiii 26 jt sehari doang?
👩🏼 : iyaa kalo 2 minggu biasanya 500juta.
👧🏻 : 500 JUTA? 2 minggu? sebulan buat 16 sekolah doang 1M dong.
👩🏼 : iyaa itu udah ada anggaran tetapnya, jadi harus dihabisin.

disitu gua sakit hati bgt. bayangin itu buat 16 sekolah doang dan 1M sebulan, belum setahun, belum lagi buat 5 tahun. anggap itu buat 1 kecamatan ,belum sekabupaten, belum lagi 1 provinsi BELUM LAGI SE INDONESIA😭

ditengah obrolan itu dia ngaku kalo ayam yang dia masak itu diambil dari dapur MBG HAHAHAHAH sumpah yang kerja di MBG pasti makmur bgt hidupnya.

makannya bisa numpang sampe bawa ke kos, sakit hati karna ini gapapa kan weh. maaf bgt Ya Allah. ohh ya dulu pas dia awal kerja dia pernah bilang kalo dia gajinya 5jt per bulan. kita stay di jogja yang mana itu hampir 2x lipat UMR sini. udahlah gaji 2x lipat UMR makanpun bisa sampe bungkus ke kos

cc:khns.29

[Aza @azahriaaa]

FAKER IN KDRAMA AINT NO WAY

[lune @fakerized]

🐈‍⬛ 𝘯𝘰𝘸, 𝘯𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘳, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘭𝘦𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘩𝘺𝘦𝘰𝘬
🐈‍⬛ i like you
🐈‍⬛ 𝘪 𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘪’𝘮 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘸

[Linda Pro League 🦦 @iCrystalization]

the comments on xiaohongshu are so funny

“Is there any gamer who can tell me who this handsome guy is?”
- A literal god

[Aza @azahriaaa]

Rilllll kayak bjir ini gw ngetiknya nyawit banget aaaaa ya Allah tolooong

[Aza @azahriaaa]

@fiyayornay @collegemfs Ril no fake

[Aza @azahriaaa]

@collegemfs Diem ga😭🫵

[welly si terwelu nggateli @weeklywelly]

pentingnya kerja sesuai ongkos🙏��

[𝐍𝐨𝐳𝐞𝐥⚚ノゼル @nozelism]

GW BARU BUKA TIKTOK 😭😭😭

[Aza @azahriaaa]

Can we make 100 hours a day instead of 24?

[nan @deadpowerlines]

realized that skripsi can only be finished by actually working on it instead of ignoring it

[Aza @azahriaaa]

@gramedia MAW BGTT

[Aza @azahriaaa]

Bruhh my team is so unserious😭😭

[안개새벽 𓏲ּ𝄢 @xucauzi]

T1 dropped the voice comms from when they picked Dr. Mundo, and notice how Faker was also coaching Oner how to use it 🥹 He was lowkey panicking about playing the champ he’ll use for the very first time 😭

🐯 No, actually… maybe ignoringg Mundo is the right call.
🐧 No, but I feel like we should be.
🐯 But no matter who I pick, it can come out.

(Today’s topic: Should we or should we not pick Dr. Mundo?)

🐯 I’ve never practiced Mundo before… should I just lock him in?
🐧 Hey, what’s the hard part when playing Mundo?
🐯 There’s nothing tough about it (he’s trolling)
🐧 Huh? Oh? …???

🐯(Showing expression like someone who’s about to enlist to military 😭)

🐻 Do we have to go like Bengi’s Nidalee?
🐯 Just lock him in? (The type who’s easily persuadedㅋㅋㅋ)
🐶 If we pick Mundo, bot lane tools (options) will increase too, and it’s good against a certain champ.

Coach Tom: That champion is really easy.
🐧 Try playing Mundo without going in too hard, play more safely.
🐻 You farm well anyway~
Coach Mata: All you need to know is that W is the main thing, E just boosts your damage.
🐧 W’s kinda tricky, you need to learn that.
Coach Tom: I’ll tell you how to clear jungle, when you’re fighting the 6 camps, just use E and hit the other 5.
🐿️ (Prolly think this is normal??)

🐯 (It’s like none of it is going to his head when Coach Tom was discussng about it 😭)

🐿️🐶🐻: ?????ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
🐯 Wait a sec…
(🐧 + coaches start rapid-firing advice)
🐧 Got it?
🐯 What about this one?
Coach Mata: Click in and read the skill.
Coach Tom: Ultimate? Use it situationally, don’t use it when the enemy’s full HP.
Coach Mata: Use it when you’re below half HP.
🐯 (Sighs 😮‍💨 + curses 🤬) Ahhh, shibal~

[Aza @azahriaaa]

@collegemfs Buset, gw banget. Sini nder

[Gramedia @gramedia]

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