Azdak ⚜

Unless stated otherwise, everything I say here is purely my opinion

[𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥🐈 @ShaniaWagema]

Eh??? 😭😭😭😭😭

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i really love the phrase 'with all due respect' because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. could be none.

[Messiah Yaniss 🇨🇵🇩🇿🇸🇳 @MessiahYaniss16]

- Tu dis que tu ne fumes pas, tout le monde essaie de te faire fumer.

- Tu dis que tu ne bois pas, tout le monde essaie de te faire boire.

- Tu dis que tu baise pas, personne ne vient t'aider.

[Nuesdaily @NuesDaily]

I avoid content designed to make me angry towards women like the plague, because that stuff slowly poisons your mind. Both genders are problematic and we all have legitimate grievances against each other. But at the end of the day, being angry and bitter doesn't help anyone.

[مريم ثالث @Maryaamerhhh]

So nobody can come up with counterfeit cars? I really don’t mind driving a Lambogigi Urusco or a Ranger Rovovo I should just be able to afford it😭

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

remember it takes 2 people to ruin a relationship

her and her mother for raising her that way

you did nothing wrong bro

[Uncle Ya Njugi @1juan1juan1juan]

This is how your most immoral friend be greeting your parents

[Julians Amboko @AmbokoJH]

eTIMS has been offline for 4 days & there is no form of guidance to taxpayers on how they can raise invoices given the constraints of Sec23A of the Tax Procedures Act.

When we called for the staggering of this platform's roll out, there was unrelenting push back from National Treasury, National Assembly & the Revenue Authority.

[Rae⛩️ @SageZr0]

me allowing her to manipulate me because I’ve never seen this playstyle before & I need to learn it so I can add it to my skill set.

[NuseviBread (100/100) @bread_bucketer]

@bornposting it's been 3 years and even people in the most formal setting say "X (formerly Twitter)" instead just "X" it's so fucking funny

[Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @bornposting]

genuinely perhaps the most failed rebranding in history, everyone still calls it twitter unless you're a mega chud

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

We need to put you down dawg

[Ms_Miriti @MsMiriti]

Mukwana pia anatuona kama matako yake. Last year in his statement, he said he left Central at 10pm and received calls from his colleagues regarding Ojwang's killing the following. Then yesterday we saw him at 1:16am walking like a penguin in that corridor of death.

[TSUMAH @JustTsuma]

Hapa kwa kurename this stadium tulieka emotions sana... "Talanta Stadium" was just okay.

[Florida woman @stephanicci]

Me the millisecond after im finished

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

A new study found that Gen Z workers report faking productivity more than any other generation

The behavior is tied to productivity surveillance, where workers prioritize visible activity that monitoring tools can measure over actual output

Researchers describe it as a rational response to being watched — not laziness

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Hii tweet hunimaliza😂😂😂🤣

[Batto @Batto079]

Bro watching The Odyssey inside the Trojan Horse.

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Your girl hearing the PlayStation beep 30 seconds after the argument: