April Zuber Dodds

croissant aficionado 🥐, mixer of patterns, & lover of books

[April Zuber Dodds @azdodds]

I just want to paint a picture: My husband feeding me breakfast while I sew a monkey f$&?ing a football (his gift to a friend for XMAS) Dudes are so strange.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Pence demanding that Harris answer *his* own personal questions when he won’t even answer the moderator’s is gross, and exemplary of the gender dynamics so many women have to deal with at work.

[April Zuber Dodds @azdodds]

Is that a bug on his head?

[April Zuber Dodds @azdodds]

Answer the question or Cut. The. Mic. Someone has to be able to silence his line....

[April Zuber Dodds @azdodds]

“With regard to climate change, the climate is changing.” Really Mike? 🤨

[April Zuber Dodds @azdodds]

I have forgotten everything there is to know about Twitter in 6 years 😬

[April Zuber Dodds @azdodds]

@jennaliz were you at Washington Elementary today?! I work there and saw someone that I remember looking super familiar...

[April Zuber Dodds @azdodds]

@23skidooooo did 3 different chimney sweeps show up at the same time?

[April Zuber Dodds @azdodds]

@joehenry77 agreed! Let's plan a time to get together and I'll bring cookies PS you bring booze

[April Zuber Dodds @azdodds]

I captured this before the paint escaped down the drain. I Iove the way paint… http://t.co/n54Juik2o3

[April Zuber Dodds @azdodds]

@whatiwore hi! My sister is getting married in Bloomington and was wondering if you have a hairstylist that you would recommend? Thanks!

[April Zuber Dodds @azdodds]

I may not be at the beach, but I am about to experience a Vichy shower courtesy of my wonderful husband at @woodhousefw 😍

[April Zuber Dodds @azdodds]

It's tough conferencing with super skinny gals..... #bottomlesspitproblems #hangry

[April Zuber Dodds @azdodds]

Experiencing full ownership #iaeyc

[April Zuber Dodds @azdodds]

That teacher's on fiiiirrrrrraaaaaa!
#bananaphone #iaeyc #conversationdeveloper

[April Zuber Dodds @azdodds]

#Tattle phone

[April Zuber Dodds @azdodds]

Organic interpretation #iaeyc #ooeygooeylady #lalala

[April Zuber Dodds @azdodds]

getting my saaaannnng on @OoeyGooeyLady #singing #playfullearning #lalala

[April Zuber Dodds @azdodds]

With my people #iaeyc

[April Zuber Dodds @azdodds]

@slinsenmayer I told her to watch her buns when she goes to the bathroom. Just kidding ;)