Copark ⭐🇳🇬

A different life here! God fearing, A lover of Growth and Development, Educator, Per time Artiste, Compere, comedian, dancer. Ambassador of mind your business.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

"Nigerian doctors need to stop misdiagnosing people and making them spend money they don’t actually need to spend just because you’re trying to make more money for the hospital or for yourselves" - Lady complains

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

She pranked her brother that she met Erling Haaland at a party 😂

[Vampz @Hybrid_Ola]

As a woman, have money o😂

Mr P needed ₦30million urgently, and according to him, his brother didn’t give it to him.

He turned to his wife, Lola, hoping she could lend him the money.
Lola called her dad, and he immediately gave him the ₦30million😭
I need to hustle

[Sirms @bigmas4mum]

@Iamkrebkira

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

“Happy married life to you guys. And the child you’re expecting is blessed.

Unfortunately I couldn’t make it to Lagos. I’ve got bigger enemies in Lagos, and me and Lagos police no be friends. Once I touch down Lagos, there’s a high chance I’ll be arrested.

I have Peller’s asoebi here with me. I’ve been watching the wedding and I love how everything is coordinated and everybody is happy.

I really love Peller and Jarvis. That’s why when he does some funny things, I get upset.”

— VeryDarkMan to Peller & Jarvis

[Çity Trend @crypts78555]

@Olami_deeEbony Skills can open doors, but character determines how long you stay in the room.

[DEE ❤ @Olami_deeEbony]

Lagos landlords are something else 😩
https://t.co/8OQz5RwtPV

[DEE ❤ @Olami_deeEbony]

We have two female NYSC corps members serving in our Office.

One is very friendly. She greets everyone, gets along with the staff, and people genuinely enjoy working with her.

The other can be quite rude. Staff members complain about her attitude regularly.

They’ll be passing out soon, and our boss asked HR to evaluate them because he wants to retain only one person.

The rude one is exceptionally smart. She joined the marketing department and has already closed a deal, while the friendly one is still learning and trying to figure out the job.

If they retain the rude one, she’ll likely produce great results, but her attitude is a major concern.

HR asked everyone for their opinion. Out of 10 staff members, 8 said they shouldn’t retain her. One person even volunteered to train the friendly one. 😂

Character is everything.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

A married man caught his wife cheating and confronted the man she had been seeing, demanding to know the truth about their relationship.

[Copark ⭐🇳🇬 @azeez_copark]

@FemzyGreenLand Una go say make person drop Aza, person go drop am finish, una no go do anything..
Prove me wrong today🤣🤪
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Palmpay

[Ooni of Surulere 👑 🌟 @iamklo_25]

These are the faces of the Vigilante… let us all relax ☺️ they are not band**t…

[Copark ⭐🇳🇬 @azeez_copark]

@FemzyGreenLand Yam 500, Ewa Goyin 500 in two different plates!

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

If I were you young legitimate men, I would not marry any lady that has been with a yahoo boy, and is not ashamed about it.

I do not believe that such a lady can make a good wife.

It takes a special kind of wicked mindset, to be happy dating a criminal.

End.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

As President, I would read 10 letters a day sent to me by ordinary Americans. At the Obama Presidential Center, we’ll have some of the letters I read — and responded to — every night. I still get emotional reading them, and it’s one of my favorite exhibits.

[Copark ⭐🇳🇬 @azeez_copark]

@palmpay_ng Hello, I received ₦60,000 and it is currently showing as frozen balance on my account. I did not initiate any suspicious activity. Kindly help review and release the funds. My account is fully verified..

[TheTruthhurts @TheCandourtalk]

@GloriousGod01 Dem plenty for outside. This is another Almajiri asking for outfit to go on a date.

[Glorious God @GloriousGod01]

I met this girl three days ago at ShopRite, we talked, vibed well.

Everything has been going really well since then until she dropped this...

What should I do next?

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Is it not funny that they give the female child more allowance than the male, yet, the guy would be expected to fund her life and he too would be doing it all through university. You’ll go for NYSC and still feed her from your alawee. He will get a N150k job and carry the responsibility of a babe earning N150k.

I hope you people figure out how love works before it is too late.

[Nigeria Police Force @PoliceNG]

Ag. IGP OLATUNJI DISU ASSUMES DUTY AS THE 23RD INDIGENOUS INSPECTOR-GENERAL OF POLICE

Ag. IGP Olatunji Rilwan Disu psc has assumed duty as the 23rd indigenous Inspector-General of Police. He takes over from IGP Kayode Adeolu Egbetokun (Rtd) PhD, NPM who served meritoriously as the 22nd Indigenous Inspector-General of Police from 19th June 2023 to 24th February 2026.

The Acting Inspector-General of Police, born on 13th April, 1966, hails from Lagos Island Local Government Area of Lagos State. His educational qualifications include: MSC Entrepreneurship, NOUN (2023); MSC Criminology, Security and Legal Psychology, LASU (2022); Advanced Diploma in Forensic Investigation and Criminal Intelligence, UNILAG (2019), MSC, Public Administration, Adekunle Ajasin University (2010), PGD International Relations and Strategic Studies, LASU (2000) and B.A English (Education), LASU (1990).

He joined the Nigeria Police Force as a Cadet Assistant Superintendent of Police on 18th May, 1992, and brings to the office a wealth of operational, investigative, intelligence, and administrative experience garnered over decades of distinguished service in various strategic capacities across the country. Until his appointment, he was Assistant Inspector-General of Police (AIG), Force Criminal Investigation Department (FCID) Annex, Alagbon, Lagos.

Some of his other notable past postings include:

• Assistant Inspector-General of Police (AIG)
Special Protection Unit (SPU), Force Headquarters, Abuja

• Commissioner of Police, FCT Police Command, October

• Commissioner of Police (CP), Rivers State Police Command, November

• Commissioner of Police, Admin and Intelligence, Force Intelligence Bureau (FIB)

• Deputy Commissioner of Police Head, Intelligence Response Team (IRT)

• Commander, Rapid Response Squad (RRS) Lagos, 2015 – 2021

• Assistant Commissioner of Police, Criminal Investigation Department, Rivers State

• Officer in Charge, Anti-Kidnapping, Rivers State

• Officer in Charge, Special Anti-Robbery Squad, Ondo State/Oyo State, 2011 – 2014

• Divisional Police Officer, Ondo State, 2007 – 2013

• Officer in Charge, Training, Nigeria Police Peace-Keeping Department

• Directing Staff, Nigerian Police Academy, Kano

• Aide-de-Camp (ADC) to former Governor Lagos State

• Officer in Charge, Anti-Fraud, State Criminal Investigation Department, Katsina, 1993 – 1998

Ag. IGP Olatunji Disu is a member of the following associations and bodies: International Academy of Forensics; National Association of Investigative Specialists, United States of America (NAIS), Nigerian Institute of Public Relations (NIPR), Chartered Institute of Personnel Management (CIPM); and the International Association of Chiefs of Police.

He successfully led the first-ever Nigerian Police contingent to the African Union Mission in Sudan (AMIS) to quell the crisis in Darfur, Sudan, in 2005.

[Babajide Sanwo-Olu @jidesanwoolu]

I want to personally congratulate Olatunji Disu on his appointment as Acting Inspector-General of Police by HE President Bola Tinubu.

This appointment is well deserved. AIG Tunji Disu has put in over three decades of solid and consistent work in the Nigeria Police Force. He has earned this moment through professionalism, discipline, and proven results.

In Lagos, we saw his leadership up close, especially during his time as Commander of the Rapid Response Squad. He understood the streets and the people, and he approached the job with focus and courage.

I am confident he will bring that same clarity of purpose to this new role. Nigeria needs a police force that is accountable and effective, and I believe he has the experience and strength of character to lead that effort.

Congratulations once again. Lagos is proud.