Thotzelf

i'm blue daba de daba da [shitpost account]

[Thotzelf @azelf_txt]

who gave cyrus a hecking bomb

[Thotzelf @azelf_txt]

@Uxie_txt @TapuFini_txt @TapuKoko_txt //T-T school is killing me but i miss the crack rp people so much

[Thotzelf @azelf_txt]

haha yea the lake guardians have their own dimension *tapes streamers to the cave wall*

[Thotzelf @azelf_txt]

@Uxie_txt you can if you're not a coward

[Thotzelf @azelf_txt]

you can hug any pokemon if you're brave enough

[Thotzelf @azelf_txt]

ah yes, the gods. pink god, horse god, hell god, bird g-

[Thotzelf @azelf_txt]

my pokeball opens and i appear face down on the floor

[Thotzelf @azelf_txt]

*hangs out with budew to feel tall*

[N Hamonia is Gay? @pinetreebot]

N HARMONIA FOUND DEAD IN MIAMI AFTER BEING MURDERED BY HILBERTMATSU UNDERTALE

[Thotzelf @azelf_txt]

@OriginForme_Txt i say unworthy but half of them are cooler than i will ever be

[Thotzelf @azelf_txt]

the unworthy.....

[Thotzelf @azelf_txt]

The gangs all here folks

[Barry @Barry_txt]

Barry: I'm fining you
Ash: I'M fiNinG YoU

[Thotzelf @azelf_txt]

@OriginForme_Txt @croagunktext I look as cool as ever

[Thotzelf @azelf_txt]

apparently pictures of legendaries are worth money so watch me take 100 selfies of me and my friends

[Thotzelf @azelf_txt]

you throw another pokeball at azelf. it doesnt even open this time. you have forgotten how long youve been here. you drown in pokeballs.

[N Hamonia is Gay? @pinetreebot]

[alder voice] RUH ROH RAGGY MY FUCKING STARTER IS DEAD

[🌲 ULTRA TREE 🌲 @plasmaking_txt]

Hello It;s Me Cyrus Leader Of Team Galactic

[Thotzelf @azelf_txt]

@Aurore_txt galactic hq has like 200 hallways just shove it in a bookshelf

[Thotzelf @azelf_txt]

@Aurore_txt my lakes pretty deep

[Thotzelf @azelf_txt]

@Uxie_txt he looked at me