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Opinions (and occasional retweets) are my own, not my employer’s.

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

Swear to god I thought this was a ps3 cutscene

[bevin @Kevchesterr]

you would’ve thought the nigga was hanging from the empire state building

[IY @IY_02496]

How marvel civilians will look at you when they learn that instead of getting your powers through a medieval torture method you got them simply at birth:

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

Valve’s new Steam Machine has sold out in Japan despite a starting price of around $1,175.

Four versions were available through Komodo Station, with prices ranging up to about $1,640.

[Čhazeᛪ༙ @Gottalovechaze]

because they did the same thing to black kids in the sixties when segregation ended…

[Glowie Boiz @glowieboiz]

"Bro, I can build a machine with basically the same specs for basically the same price"

[Jakal @JakalOvid]

I wonder if Al filed a claim with Far East Airlines.

Like from everyone else's perspective, he gave the luggage to bag check, told the worker that the contents were worth a FORTUNE and then when he got to Japan it was empty

[SejaFi 🇲🇾 #SharedHeritage 🇵🇸 #FreeOrPartition @sjfi_twider]

The concept of a father has a leisure time for his family is bizarre to Japanese, it seems.

They should work to death, late to work because someone suicide on train track, get fired, suicide on train track.

[Neo ݁ᛪ༙ @Neoskiiiii]

I’m sorry but he definitely would’ve fooled my ass lol

[Laura Elliott @TinyWriterLaura]

so go bankrupt already and save us all the environmental and social problems you’re creating

[Supreme Leader Loji @thelongmarch86]

The rightoids are literally ripping up their own imperialist institutions apart I'm crine

[Michael @TheMG3D]

You have to pay extra to access your RAM now? This is a joke

[José ‘The VR Tech’ 🥽 @josethevrtech]

everything Valve is doing is about one thing and one thing only: building an independent ecosystem from Android and Windows. This is 10+ years in making, dating to when Gabe stole my heart and publicly called Windows 8 a “catastrophe.”

expect VALVE to operate like 80s Microsoft.

[Captain BluSharqs⚓🦈 @SaekiMotonari]

The same Nintendo that:
-Shut down the Wii Shop Channel, rendering most Virtual Console and WiiWare games unavailable
-Locked GBA, Genesis, N64, and Gamecube games behind a premium subscription paywall
-Said N64 and Gamecube games have horrific netcode and subpar emulation compared to unofficial emulators
-Shut down a rom site hosted by a couple and sued them for $12 million
-Shut down numerous fan games such as AM2R, Pokemon Uranium, DMCA Royale, and Link's Awakening DX HD
-Demonetized gaming Youtubers during the Wii U era for showing Nintendo games
-Offered said Youtubers a partner program that would hamstring them into being 'yes men'
-C&D'd The Big House during COVID for using slippi for a Melee tournament
-Shutting down a Splatoon 2 tournament when a few teams had Free Melee names
-Shut down a mental health fundraiser for making custom JoyCon shells (all within a month)
-Had several people arrested for modifying their Switch files
-Sell nearly 10 year old games for $70 and never putting them on sale
-Sell cardboard for up to $90
-Sell a tech demo for $10
yeah okay

[Osama Bin Javaid @osamabinjavaid]

Did the world really think this tech is for fireworks displays only?

[P.ᜃᜒ.B 🔻 @redbtkn]

The Philippines is a world capital for the animation industry, yet most of the world has no idea about it because they get paid spare change per frame.