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[JP Wisest @heybigeyez]

I’ll literally never work in food service again bc a customer once asked if our muffin had nuts in it and I went to reference our literal allergy book w the recipe that stated no nuts and showed it to her and she ate it and almost died bc my manager had forgotten to update it

[Brayy @IBRAYKOLE]

Sexy has 3 kids with 3 different baby daddy’s & a lipstick named gonorrhea green who’s really the hoe

[kitty @kittyamazingtwt]

when youre 14 you deadass think youre fully capable of thinking rationally until you realize years later that you were on some bullshit 😭😭

[B @mk6655555]

Cardi B 😍🫪😅

[ky⋆.⁴⁵ ⁹¹ @sennecky]

beckett sennecke rn:

[dani @kordeilogy]

Too good

[S📚🫧 @_imnotyourm8_]

Everyone’s being purposely obtuse. If I pay you for soft glam and you later find out I got married… so??? I paid for what you did. If I now come to you complaining that the makeup didn’t last then that’s on me!

[Valerie Solonas @breshaunnn]

Unrelated but I love how she got old rap niggas in the background acting like video vixens 😭

[Em, Esq. @emlawcatmom]

ITS LITERALLY NOT ALLOWED

[act iii Updates @B7Album]

She really should do it every 10 years or so

[jera @nodatsjay]

i love when artists take constructive criticism this beat is HOTTTT.

[bella horne @neutralcowboy]

I do think WAP ended pussy rap in the sense that there’s nowhere to escalate to now. That’s about as explicit as it gets. Anaconda is like Sesame Street compared to that

[𓆌BadBitchB 𓆌 @BadBitchB9]

Beyoncé lipping doesn’t phase me at all because I know when the mic IS ON she sounds like this

[haterationandholleration @genphlegm]

her performing in literal corsets, through pregnancy (throwing up through costume changes), through bronchitis, after being slammed into the stage in rehearsal… all in the name of making sure no one can say they got a lackluster performance from her

[f**k_off @TechNutly12]

When he’s on point he’s literally on the point

[Bali Baby 🍭 @balionabeatt]

I feel like men tell all girls they coochie overly fye like 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 I need to know the real rating of my 🐱 where is chef Ramsey when u need him 💔💔💔💔💔💔

[Bert’s Bayou @bertsbayou]

ZTZTZRZTZTSTSTSSTXTX I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR THE PAST TWO YEARS NOW THANK YOU 😭😭😭😭