the man in the flesh

Some nerd.

[the man in the flesh @AZilla2498]

I told my dad I have a boyfriend now, and his only response was "is that a joke?"

[charlotte @_vemodalen]

jesus is calling but i haven't paid my phone bill in weeks

[the man in the flesh @AZilla2498]

HTML stands for Hate This Mf Language

[the man in the flesh @AZilla2498]

pumped for STRFKR to come back to Pittsburgh. Joining rafflecopter giveaway because I'm broke lol

[the man in the flesh @AZilla2498]

Finally found the childhood delicacy I've been seeking for years only to find it was just individually wrapped cream cheese

[the man in the flesh @AZilla2498]

In order to generate true randomness, I am installing a lava lamp into my computer

[the man in the flesh @AZilla2498]

Finally heard back from the parrot rescue I applied to volunteer at. They want me to run a booth at anthrocon which is, yes, a furry convention 😫

[the man in the flesh @AZilla2498]

What, are you crazy? You can't play the Beatles in a neighborhood like this

[the man in the flesh @AZilla2498]

Omar, stop sexualizing my father

[the man in the flesh @AZilla2498]

Life is hard, but it's a little less hard when you're in your pajamas

[the man in the flesh @AZilla2498]

@NOcHiLL73350332 I had to say it twice because it's true and everyone needs to see it

[the man in the flesh @AZilla2498]

Chinese characters and kanji are just minimalistic hieroglyphics

[Quadpen @Quadpen]

middle school is the create sim function for mental illness and they just stuck us in there and hit randomize send tweet

[the man in the flesh @AZilla2498]

The worst part about meeting someone new is knowing there a 1/12 chance they're a Gemini

[the man in the flesh @AZilla2498]

@motorcitykevin He wasn't a Republican. Twisting the facts to pin this on your political opponents won't fool anyone into thinking liberals are not capable of the same antisemitism. I'm tired of hearing this tragedy solely used as an opportunity to push a political platform. It's insensitive.

[the man in the flesh @AZilla2498]

@KayGoBoom @motorcitykevin It's not about mental illness either. Painting all mentally ill people as violent terrorists just so you don't have to accept the fact that anyone is capable of these atrocities contributes to mentally ill people being another target stemming from ignorance

[the man in the flesh @AZilla2498]

@realDonaldTrump Fake news doesn't shoot us up in our places of worship, but right. Fake news is the true enemy.

[the man in the flesh @AZilla2498]

@amavkei @AlexisBrittanyB The real MVP!

[the man in the flesh @AZilla2498]

When you're on your period, your uterus becomes a yeeterus