charlotte

fuck

[frances @solowshawty]

me when my father realizes he met his match

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i only have one prediction

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Ur not an it girl unless someones mom had one-sided beef with u in middle school

[taylor @GeorgeTaylorG]

I fuck with this sort of thing

[Soup @soupinthering]

Girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man’s parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life

[prance @bocxtop]

not many ppl know this but u don't have to get married or buy a house when ur older, u can literally be annoying with ur friends forever if u want

[mons†er reactions @LMonsterReacts]

don’t worry babe, i’ll pay

[mons†er reactions @LMonsterReacts]

it was 08:40 in the fucking morning and she was selling blasphemy in front of toddlers. she was giving no fucks.

[GⱯGⱯ THROWBⱯCKS @ThrowbacksGaga]

3 years ago today this happened

[sio @bestinsio]

subway rat made eye contact with me and said “join us. when the train comes we slide under the tracks and feel it rumble over us like a warm thunderstorm. we live forever and we love to live” I said no thank you I am too large he turned away from me I cried

[cam(ille chong)! 🐍 瑷薇 author or something @camiscribbles]

you can tell someone grew up reading because they know many words and they pronounce them all wrong