The know it all, that's always wrong

looking for a sugga mama to help me spoil my wife

[Unamuno 📜 @UnamunoAgain]

Donald Trump:

🇺🇸🇮🇹 "Estados Unidos e Italia están unidos desde hace miles de años, desde la época de la Antigua Roma"

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JD Vance: "There is no person who hates the idea of people enriching themselves fraudulently over access to the government than Donald J Trump"

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Unrelated, which region of the country gave us “snot box”? Feels very east coast. underrated insult . Right up there with “soup coolers”

[Vincent Goodwill @VinceGoodwill]

When we bristle at folks saying “the game is better”, crazy stuff like that makes me cringe. He took like 7 steps

[aly ✶ @jinthirty]

Steph Curry on whether people have forgotten how hard it was before the championships because so much time has passed:

“I mean, the real ones probably know, but what, 2009 when I was drafted, winning 20-something games, to the two ankle surgeries and the Mark Jackson years, then Steve Kerr. Between me, Draymond, and Steve like, we’ve seen a lot together over the last 15 years and 13 years, respectively. And going into my 18th year like, I don’t forget those days to appreciate what’s happening now.”

(via @andscape https://t.co/agSGgyyRMb)

[dale tanhardt @daletanhardt]

This is actually the NASCAR Facebook Apocalypse. Imagine if he wins Talladega in this. I’m crying man

[𝙨𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙮 ✰ @teepeefive]

@iam_johnw why do people hate tatum so much ??

it’s genuinely weird at this point lol.

[bomani @bomani_jones]

some ad agency needs to hire @rodbrooksTV

[bomani @bomani_jones]

i’m shocked we don’t talk as much about kirby and that tambourine.

[Bailey Adams @BaileyJAdams22]

Unfortunately have reached the point where my brain is broken enough to think DeBoer’s part in this is one of the funniest things ever

[AL.com @aldotcom]

One of the nation’s best-known election forecasters no longer considers Alabama’s race for governor a sure thing for Republicans. What shift do you think they're seeing?

[🐈‍⬛🎃America Is Musty🎃🐈‍⬛ @DragonflyJonez]

That dude tried job shaming me first implying I was unemployed. I’m never gonna be the bigger person and I do not apologize for that. You go low we going to hell!

[Shaun King @shaunking]

Palestinian church leaders condemn Israel.

But most American Christians don’t really care.

Trump is their leader and they do what he says.

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

He’s a bitch.

[Ellen Degenerate @CashAppRecords]

I feel like Jason mama didn’t do enough actually…I woulda burned the whole town down after I got my boy out that mf lab #CrystalLake

[Ché Noir @che_noir]

Che Noir featuring Black Thought is out now.
New album “It Takes A Village” will be available everywhere FRIDAY

[Kyle Whitmire @WarOnDumb]

Good for Gov Kay Ivey, finally taking a positive step, but Toforest Johnson still deserves a new trial and this should not stand in the way of that, nor should Alabama AG Steve Marshall. 1/2

[Fox News US @FoxUSNews]

A Texas man accused of killing his pregnant wife cut off his ankle monitor, hopped on a bicycle, and boarded a private jet to Italy before his murder trial — and now the Italian government is dictating the terms of his return.

Italy granted Lee Gilley's extradition only after U.S. prosecutors agreed to drop the capital murder charge tied to the death of his unborn child. No death penalty. No life without parole. The reduced first-degree murder charge carries 5 to 99 years if convicted.

Gilley's defense attorney says an appeal is likely, meaning the man accused of murdering Christa Bauer Gilley could remain overseas even longer. Authorities believe he had help fleeing the country.

Full story here https://t.co/H5l7ExPYdV

[God Empress of Mankind @nuhre_]

But corpos get mad when people jailbreak their PS5s like they're not charging $80 for the privilege of renting a game. Seems like a mentality issue to me.