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Phoenix sports fan in Wisconsin. I'm tweeting shit just to tweet it. Don't pay me any mind.

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I understand that they're just a way to make more ad money, but I genuinely can't believe that soccer fans are tolerating "hydration breaks" without rioting

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If Joey McGuire had any stones, he'd just bench Sorsby and/or kick him off the team. Unfortunately that might hurt Sorsby's feelings though, and a judge might grant a TRO in his favor

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@Devon_Eriksen_ Funny, I got to the answer by (2+2)x2=4 and (5+5)x5=50. At least that's the way I view the pattern presented.

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@Steve_Sailer They also portray War Admiral as a giant when he was also a pretty small horse like Seabiscuit

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I feel so bad for Rockets fans for what's about to happen to them. At least the active fire is out in Phoenix now and they can focus on rebuilding from the ashes.

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Do we really need an hour between games so we can do a crappy SNL routine with someone pretending to be James Naismith

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Van Gundy dragging down Harlan and Hummel, two of the very best announcers in the game, something fierce right now

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@imPULSEivity just so you know, you used Presbyterian's logo in your writeup on Prairie View A&M in the pain index article yesterday

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The Greg Gard special strikes again

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I love complaining about how weak the bubble is but I would never ever ever ever ever ever ever consider a Stephen F Austin or Akron for a 12 seed at large

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This is a bottom 3 WWE PPV I've ever seen, and that encompasses a lot of territory

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#listentomenowbelievemelater

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I feel so bad for Rockets fans for what's about to happen to them. At least the active fire is out in Phoenix now and they can focus on rebuilding from the ashes.

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NBC's coverage of the olympics is so unbelievably bad. Watching the 500m speed skating replay, and they're missing entire pairs so that they can show hype clips and closeups of skaters to come later. I really wish they gave us the option to watch the BBC feed instead.

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Why is there not a summer biathlon where you combine the marathon with the shooting event they already have?

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PI being a spot foul doesn't get talked about nearly enough as being one of the very worst NFL rules

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FCS championship is one of the best football games I've ever seen

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@T3Bracketology Jerry Tarkanian

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Really, just look at the blue chip ratio. This game isn't even safe for Indiana to play in. It never should have been scheduled.

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The 247 talent composites say that Alabama wins this game though, so really they should just advance

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@SonsOfNutmeg Blake Frohnapfel ain't walking through that door