Kao Vang

Programmer for @GetOkanjo. Also Asian and good at the maths. Also, a ninja (because I'm Asian).

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@KaitlynMKE Saw it first hand. Sheriff fired shots into a car trying to avoid being pulled over and also nearly running him over.

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@blumspew Is there a chance you will be doing any signings at New York Comic Con?

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@JimLee Is there a chance you might be appearing at New York Comic Con?

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Thanks for noticing I'm Asian @TWC. I don't know anyone in the countries you highlighted, but thanks for the offer...

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This is inside the convention center... O.o #wizardworld

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.@HyattOHare decorated their lobby for @WizardWorld Chicago... #ohgodthisishownormalpeopleseeus

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@getokanjo native commerce, freezing cold & featured in @TechCrunch today! Check it out: https://t.co/069LF5tv65

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Traction control: thank you for being a thing...

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I'm slowly teaching my dog to respond to Buttface... #formyownamusement #im14andthisisfunny #trollsohard #usingupthelastthirtyfivecharacters

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Non-obnoxious Boomer and Justice League. Shaping up to be a good day. #saturdayafternooncartoons

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It's probably not a good thing that I'm this sweaty and out of breath from raking the lawn... #ishouldgetinshape #roundisashape

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Who has two thumbs and chipped a tooth while eating mozzarella sticks? #thisguy

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Trying to go to bed and my dog is literally barking right in my ear... #thanksdog #ididntneedmyhearinganyways

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I'm at @BugsysBackAlley Saloon in Milwaukee, WI http://t.co/0s8HqNwSvR

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Remember the song "Castles in the Sky"? Yea I didn't either, until I heard it in @Walgreens #whatyearisit #retailrave #wherearemyglowsticks

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#layinginbedwideawakebecauseyouinadvertedlytooknyquilinsteadofdayquilandspenttheentireaftetnoonsleeping #justsickpeoplethings

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Note to self: Dayquil is the orange one, not the blueish greenish potion of slumber. #goodnightmoon

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My dog is licking his butt and farting at the same time... #hypergross #thingsyoudidntknowyoudidntwanttoknow

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Brain: "Hey, 6 hours is plenty of sleep, especially on one of the few days you can sleep in." Body: "PBBBBBLLLLLLTTTHHHH" #thestruggleisreal

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