Ryan

a guy living his life

[Ryan @aznboyinuk]

@tavernofterrors It’s Portugay not Portugal.

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… the ones whose soul hits harder than the gym or even face pics. Everything else is just meat in the marketplace.

Think about that next time you’re crying on socials that you “hate men”

“Soul is what you are, body is what you have”

[Ryan @aznboyinuk]

Despite after picture swap thinking “not my type” I went out with an older guy. It turned out to be an eye opener for sure.

Our culture obsesses over the body (abs, jawline, height, BBC, twink death, bear season etc), but the real keepers are always …

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@Joey_Gentile We’re protecting you from developing dick envy

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@dark_salvatoree If you have to ask, stay licking other stuff 😂

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@Mv_4u I fancy your dad

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@nubiwubi Until you’re in Britain. Suddenly it’s far less sexy to date a Brit 🤷‍♂️

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@Mv_4u 8 and 10 ain’t hitting anything. 6 and 7 hit everything and just right 🥵😈

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@SoveyX To build 6 cubicles, you needed 10 separation walls. Putting them next to each other, it would only take 6 walls.
Plus I don’t think it’s as big of a problem you think it is.

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@Krisslair Are you disregarding buttplugs?

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@Mv_4u The one who is actually kind

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I get easily attracted to average looking guys who have cute boyfriends. They must have great personality or be awesome in bed.
How else would you explain the pull?

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@axuuen20 Really good.

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@Jennnyyyyyy 13

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@Drewbaeboy Not one who thinks guys, who date him, are straight.

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@Mr_SPICI Idk what naughty bingo is and jerking someone off when they are driving … does that count? 🤭

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@kcedrickwithak You should wear it to our wedding 🥰

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@bodycrave This could easily be bulking stage… then yeah!