Kyle Kwong

He/Him/His | CO2 Producer

[Kyle Kwong @aznklye]

Bumped into my coworker while waiting for my ride and couldn't decide between asking "where are you headed" and "where are you going" so I asked him where he was "hoing"

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk https://t.co/UuuY4y6NjP

[Kyle Kwong @aznklye]

Aiyaa

[frankie @frankieats]

finally completed a very important task i’ve been avoiding for several months. it took 8 minutes and zero effort on my part and i felt immediate and immense relief. i probably won’t learn from this

[Kyle Kwong @aznklye]

Person with a sign that says "PLEASE DO NOT BREAK WINDOW" about to experience SF culture

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Whenever someone hops on a Zoom meeting and is like “Sorry I look like such a mess, haven’t had my coffee!” or like”Please excuse the lighting!” it’s like….babe….I’m physically incapable of not staring at my own reflection for this entire meeting. You don’t even exist to me

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Yep

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

dune this dune that. i hope you're dune the work to build affordable housing

[trash jones @jzux]

yeah i’ll hop on a call. right after i hop off the top of the tallest building in town

[Jordan Grimes (on Bluesky @cafedujord) @cafedujord]

Good evening, Twitter! I’m spending my Friday night in the affluent Bay Area suburb of Millbrae, where the county is presenting a plan to turn a hotel into ~100 homes for unhoused residents.

It appears that the entire city is here, and they are *pissed*. 🧵

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Harvard Admits First White Student https://t.co/Hfio2cekEy

[Kyle Kwong @aznklye]

@DoansPerSecond America explain

[Kyle Kwong @aznklye]

@DoansPerSecond You're cracked!!

[Rachel Tobac @RachelTobac]

Some say they feel nervous to use a password manager -- if that feeling is leading you to be less safe & reuse passwords (which btw is the easiest way for me to hack you bc that pw gets breached), then try this trick:
🧂Salt your password manager passwords🧂
Here's the trick:

[Kyle Kwong @aznklye]

@DoansPerSecond @JustAStrayWolf It's off to SAM jail for you now ☺️

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

narcissist be like yes i hurt you but now you hate me so i am the true victim

[Kyle Kwong @aznklye]

@cji Lemme know if you find out 👀

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Package That Arrived In 24 Hours Sits Unopened On Table For Week https://t.co/iXrexMR8BP