azonei

azonei is as azonei does.

pants are overrated

@azonei.bsky.social

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Waking up is the 2nd hardest thing in the morning

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@richardosman I must be the only one without any signed copies (they never seem to appear in the further reaches of North QLD Australia); are they rarer? 🤣

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@davidcoverdale Good luck.
We just had two smaller ones nearby that closed the highway for several hours, luckily no properties were damaged

[Rev Dr Clive Jackson @Rev_Dr]

That's it just there. Goodbye USA, You were pretty legendary, but all empires fall. Fair play you have Caligula & Nero in one, so you've done it bigger & better than anyone. Gonna miss you on The World stage. Say Hi to Putin & the gang. Have fun. @Official_MRLP @365Soundsdotco

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@JonathanPieNews Have you thought about moving over to bsky?
It's not immune from idiots, but generally discourse is a little more sensible ...

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@SaucySeventies Ah, the hedgerow forage for grumble mags. Simpler times, it was a rite of passage to bring those tattered remains into school to a heroes welcome

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@amateursuman I don't have that problem fortunately, but any time we have a power cut, on restoration the oven always shows the correct time...

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@mrjimBob Oops, I thought her performing name was Disposable Vapes

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@Mr_Bingo No. Because I want more stupid art in the future.

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@StripyHorse_13 Iced tea?

[David Coverdale @davidcoverdale]

Fact…

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@StripyHorse_13 I thought it had changed name, at least it's one of the few still open.
I moved out here in 2011, just after seeing nephs & the mish at the Brixton Academy (or whatever it's called currently)

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@davidcoverdale Or there's "Croc Piss" rum from North Queensland

[The Gruen Team @GruenHQ]

Kirsty gave a whole new meaning to possum magic. Question Everything returns Wednesday 9 October on ABC TV and @abciview

[Guardian Environment @guardianeco]

Our leaders are collaborators with fossil fuel colonialists. This is the source of our communal dread | Tim Winton https://t.co/VjYMdk9wLx

[120 Revisted @120Revisited]

‘It’s Kevin’ - BBC2 (2013)
Amish Sex Pistols (Bill Grundy parody)

“Nothing. Rude word. Next question.”

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@Mr_Bingo Will this be going up on the online store, or will I need to send one of my minions into the shop?
I feel, as a fellow left-handed smudgy fucker, that I need this

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@StripyHorse_13 🤣🤣🤣

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@StripyHorse_13 Yeah, we would have met in the British Consulate.
But when you put it like that.. 😱😱😱