Angelina ✨

[mae ☽ @wlwfemme]

wanna cook with my girl and by cook I mean I just stand there watching her and holding her from behind and trying to act helpful by chopping like one item and expecting praise for how well I’ve chopped it :))))

[Angelina ✨ @azoreana9]

https://t.co/qz1EINnUJA

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

you can just say "okay" when someone tells you to do something and not do it. i learned that from men

[mitch 🍔 @B0YWINNER]

they always have the smallest daintiest twinks go push all the carts back inside at the grocery store

[tern @1goodtern]

You couldn't make this up.
If you plotted this in a movie or TV show it would seem too ridiculous and unsubtle.

[dashrry 💋🪩 aniya defender 💐 @ungodlyhrry]

CARL LOOKING AT KC WITH PURE DISGUST

[beguey. @hijabeys]

sincere tonight

[kie @criminalplaza]

THEYRE IN THE WALLLLSSSSS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[lindsay lohan daddy @bessthermit]

every year they cast the most annoying british man they can find

[X Force 137 @137Force]

"no they dont" explain this shit then

[j @fairiesofjune]

what a carrot is to a bunny is what little ceasars crazy bread is to me

[Mar 🎀 @marthemurm]

This is taking me tf out

[macaulay cockin @gardenoutro]

touching his face is wild considering Michael used to tear his crotch up with that

[eli 🕯✨ @nienna121]

Logged onto threads to see the funniest possible roast

[ℋ𝒶𝒾𝓁𝑒𝓎 @Am_hailey]

My homeboy dropped the blunt twice and when he FaceTimed his btch she declined it. Now we on the highway going 120.

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

why old people always got that blanket on their lap. boner?

[Ernest Strawfield @FKAGEORGEY]

Strawberry shortcake if you can hear me pls help me

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

jelly roll makes music for people who come over and rile up your dogs

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

if they would've given me adderall in middle school i would be a homeowner by now