Christmas Man

BORN TO APPLY / CAREER IS A FUCK / 鬼神 Fire Em All 1989 / I am unemployed man / 410,757,864,530 REJECTED APPLICATIONS

If you're reading this, you care too much.

[Christmas Man @azote_air]

The US was built by degenerates who had the fear of God in them; a wholly different group of folks from the degenerates running the US today who barely grasp God as a concept, let alone as a reality, and have no fear of being held universally accountable for their actions.

[Christmas Man @azote_air]

@hoplopfheil @krus_chiki The venerable kidney canteen cup has you covered.

[Christmas Man @azote_air]

@uncledoomer spending $20 on a watch that looks like it cost $80

[Christmas Man @azote_air]

Israel is gonna try to use Netanyahu like a chicken on Yom Kippur and attempt to wipe away the western worlds memory of all their sins.

[Christmas Man @azote_air]

@DAKKADAKKA1 They built a golf course next to the building for employees, obviously.

[Christmas Man @azote_air]

@ThePlastikGatz @StayFree3DP You want my old grippler thinger from my mossberg?

[🌻との子🌻｛comitia158) @nikkorincho_]

椿屋珈琲で店員の女の子が「シロップとミルク忘れてしまいました！持ってきますのでお待ちください💦」って言ってたんだけどもうなんでもいいよ、コーヒー頭から被ってもいいよって言えるよ、可愛いからね

[Christmas Man @azote_air]

@Dianexis @GondolaGunGuild SPORT DRINK

[Christmas Man @azote_air]

@RonnieAdkins Female version of a sausage party

[Christmas Man @azote_air]

@jjreeves Next thing you know you'll be trading in all your Steyrs for a... Steyr.

[Christmas Man @azote_air]

Computational flow dynamics; but with words!

[Christmas Man @azote_air]

@TiffHuber You're just making up words.

[Christmas Man @azote_air]

@RICECUTTA0 The real question is how long they last on the 3-gun course

[🍬✨ぐりこ✨🍬 @Glico_happy]

本日はこれ🤍

[Christmas Man @azote_air]

@ItIsHoeMath You could sell the old crappy house, move to Arkansas, and build one in the community of ourguys out there.

[菊壱🥩10/31 SADOCOS →11/8 京都秘封-倶04 @kiku1569]

諸君、我々は

[🌻との子🌻｛comitia158) @nikkorincho_]

ミクちゃんおめでと！
(時間なかったから再掲だよ！)

[Christmas Man @azote_air]

@ArmedJ0y 108F in AZ is way more comfortable than 98F in TX

[Christmas Man @azote_air]

@jnyboy I not only used it, but I actually bought a license.

[Christmas Man @azote_air]

@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl Our head would go from spotless to looking like that after 2 events: HT's getting the valve order wrong when lining up overboard discharge, and airedales discovering that they wouldn't have to clean their head if they just used ours after midnight flight ops.

[Christmas Man @azote_air]

@Dianexis @RICECUTTA0 NO LO QUIERO LA VENGANZA DE MOCTEZUMA