Celebrity Cactus 🇺🇦🇺🇲🌵

Democracy fan. American, proud grandchild of immigrants who fled persecution.
Desperately seeking humor & truth
🌈Ally; #BLM; blessed in family & friends

[Celebrity Cactus 🇺🇦🇺🇲🌵 @AZpuzzled23]

@BarryMarkson1 #Arizona people: vote for @TimStringhamAZ to save honest elections.
We can't afford to elect any more buffoons.

[Celebrity Cactus 🇺🇦🇺🇲🌵 @AZpuzzled23]

@jasonllevin Yes. The FCC is way, way out of line to pressure ABC. Don't we have a First Amendment?

[Celebrity Cactus 🇺🇦🇺🇲🌵 @AZpuzzled23]

@SeditionistGop @WhiteHouse Thank you for your correction

[Mother Of Eagles 🦅 @CCknockout]

@WhiteHouse The only King in that photo didn’t forget about the other King, not pictured.

[Sheree’ Woke AF @ShereeWokeAF]

@WhiteHouse I only see ONE King and a PEDOPHILE!

Get your vision checked!!

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Imagine if Barack Obama had tried to capitalize on his 11 assassination attempts.

[Celebrity Cactus 🇺🇦🇺🇲🌵 @AZpuzzled23]

@USDA Then why does he look so miserable?

[Celebrity Cactus 🇺🇦🇺🇲🌵 @AZpuzzled23]

@mjfree He loves his wife.

[Senator Mark Kelly @SenMarkKelly]

I don’t usually make New Year’s resolutions, but here’s mine: ban stock trading for members of Congress. I don’t do it, and neither should anyone else. It’s not right that lawmakers can buy and sell stocks while having access to information the public doesn’t. This has gone on way too long.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

No one asked for a fucking ballroom.

No one.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Good morning and Happy Tuesday to everyone who laughed when Hillary Clinton told trump to his face that Putin wanted a puppet, and now watches his punk ass nod along to Moscow like she predicted.

She didn’t miss. Not even a little.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

CBS just debunked the MAGA talking points on fraud in Minnesota. CBS is now run by conservatives and even they are calling the lies out. Share this around.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

It appears the whole Putin “Ukraine tried to kill me with 91 drones last night” was entirely made up. And of course Trump repeated it and said he was mad at Ukraine.

Nightly Russia launched drones and missiles at innocent people.

And tried to Kill Zelensky every day

Spare me the gaslight

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

I'm confused how this isn't the biggest story in the world right now. Trump has launched a regime change war in Venezuela. He and @marcorubio are lying and pretending its about fentanyl, but it's really about oil. We've seen this movie before and it ends badly.

[Celebrity Cactus 🇺🇦🇺🇲🌵 @AZpuzzled23]

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[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Live your life in such a way that America's worst president sends a deranged and disgusting post about you when you die.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Michelle and I are heartbroken by the tragic passing of Rob Reiner and his beloved wife, Michele. Rob’s achievements in film and television gave us some of our most cherished stories on screen. But beneath all of the stories he produced was a deep belief in the goodness of people—and a lifelong commitment to putting that belief into action. Together, he and his wife lived lives defined by purpose. They will be remembered for the values they championed and the countless people they inspired. We send our deepest condolences to all who loved them.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

GOOD NEWS PATRIOTS! WITH WASHINGTON SHUT DOWN, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM NOW THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD. MY PLATFORM IS VERY SIMPLE: HEALTH CARE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!), FREE SCHOOL MEALS (WOW PUDDING FOR EVERYONE), FREE CHILDCARE (THE MOMS LOVE ME! MORE BABIES!!) GOOD-PAYING JOBS, AND NO MORE EVIL TARIFFS!!! EGGS WILL BE FREE. HAIR GEL SUBSIDIES WILL BE AVAILABLE (BUT ONLY FOR HANDSOME DEMOCRATS) AND WE WILL ALSO LEGALIZE CANNABIS! CRIME WILL STAY LOW AND EVERYONE WILL BE HIGH ON PATRIOTISM. AND NO MORE TICKETMASTER FEES (FOR THE SWIFTIES, FEES STAY FOR KID ROCK!) THEY WILL CHANT USA! USA! BECAUSE WE WILL BE BACK AND “HOTTER” THAN EVER BEFORE. THANK YOU! — GCN

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Your usual bullshit.

[Celebrity Cactus 🇺🇦🇺🇲🌵 @AZpuzzled23]

@yashar But he didn't know what was in it. Yeah.

[Robert Criz @RobertCriz1]

@RepSwalwell