Alessandro

gadfly, raconteur, seo, ppc, libertarian, josé cuervo frenemy. oxford comma h8r. buffet luvr. co-host of Liz & Sandro's Marketing Podcast @MarketngPodcast

[Alessandro @azrael]

@kelly527ml Parnell’s

[Alessandro @azrael]

Former Browns coach Kevin Stefanski sells Rocky River home https://t.co/OQxaJBW0Yf

[Vikram Pai @vikpai]

Running a business is just realizing how dumb you were 6 months ago every 6 months

[Alessandro @azrael]

@MeganBkind Little Caesar?

[Alessandro @azrael]

Annual Puerto Rican Day festival in Cleveland on hold until 2027; scaled-down parade in the works for Aug 2, 2026 https://t.co/jzjo0HZEPx

[mollie writes stuff @vuse_lover]

Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that

[Alessandro @azrael]

Where to find Cleveland pools and splash pads this summer https://t.co/lIbrxbcjwR

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

I love the word "interesting" cuz it's so chaotically neutral

[Molly🎧🏳️‍🌈 @RasberryRazz]

Good excuse to post one of my favorite jokes in cartoon history

[Alessandro @azrael]

@SkrticX Big fan of Kevin. He was an integral part of CLE Give Camp (the largest GiveCamp on earth pre Covid)

[eliz @eliza___v]

Who fucking closed last night?

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Next time gas go under $3 imma put some in the freezer

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

At an aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[Today In History @historigins]

In a 1997 episode of Baking with Julia, Julia Child was visibly moved and wiped away tears after tasting Nancy Silverton’s brioche tart with pears poached in wine. ⁠
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She was so impressed by the tart’s perfect texture and flavor that, in a phrase that went down in history, she called it “a dessert to cry over,” while praising Silverton’s mastery of the art of baking.

[Old Hollow Tree @OldHollowTree]

Good morning.

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned

[Vanessa @Nessakins_]

The absolute worst part of stopping for gas on a road trip is having to get back on the highway and deal with all the fucking idiots you passed 40miles ago

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

App idea: Shazam but for the sound my car is making.

[cash @cash__browns]

Nancy 5/29/26

[˖ Ridhima ˖᯽ ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention