Macklemore stan

Uitm shah alam

master procrastinator

[** @bigguccicraigy]

when lebron pass away we gotta gather his cells like niggas did hashirama

[Macklemore stan @azri_riaz]

Wts kspark

Rock 1 : rm 500 each
3 tix available.

Anything just dm

#KSPARKinMY #KSPARKinKL #KSPARK
#ITZY #ITZYinMY #ITZYinKL
#GDRAGON #GDRAGONinMY
#HWASA #HWASAinMY
#DPRIAN #DPRIANinMY

[Macklemore stan @azri_riaz]

@ckinoza I have rock 1 ticket for 500 each. Got 3 tix

[Macklemore stan @azri_riaz]

@SerderM78082 @Adikastakes They draw to 10 man chelsea

[Ribbon Damage @SlothDamage]

Me holding Grok’s corpse after he take a bullet for me in the Human Vs Machine war

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Unai Emery to arsenal at every pivotal stage in their title race

[MC @UtdMicah]

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[Dansig @sheluvdansig]

Satan just reincarnated in front of him nigga what’d you want him to do

[Brad @lNVERTEDWlNGER]

That Newcastle fan that tweeted “You bought the phone but not the charger”

[Dubois @CFC_Dubois]

Dominated Barcelona and Arsenal

Dominated by Leeds and Bournemouth one week later

[Melissa Chen @MsMelChen]

This is a better script than any Hallmark movie:

> man sells company for hefty profit
> pursues immortality by becoming the world’s most expensive guinea pig
> daily routine includes 111 pills, blood-plasma transfusions from his own teenage son, measuring his nighttime erections
> achieves biological age of a 28-year-old… but emotional age of a robot
> realizes he has optimized every biomarker except for.. people who voluntarily hang out with him (a.k.a friends)
> launches “Don’t Die” movement. Accidentally starts a cult
> falls in love with the one woman who was by his side since day one of his journey
> she's his longtime doctor / nutritionist / data priestess / social media guru who's been there through the 2 am rectal ozone sessions and the silent dance discos
> she's measured everything - no one knows him more than she does
> something in his optimized little heart glitches. For the first time in years, his cortisol spikes from an unregulated human emotion instead of a scheduled stress test
> he may have eliminated 85% of microplastics from his balls but nothing, nothing will improve the quality of his life more than being in love with her
> he whispers, “I spent years trying not to die… and you’re the first thing that ever made me want to live.”

[Macklemore stan @azri_riaz]

@TosinFC @VdykCFC Speak now

[Macklemore stan @azri_riaz]

Buang la tosin ni bodoh anak babi ko dh punca ko nak jerit jerit apa lagi pantat mak oi

[Toronto Life @torontolife]

Lucy Li wanted to be a TikTok star. Oliver Karafa wanted to be rich. When a friend got in the way of their plans, they combined forces and pulled off a murder plot so preposterous that one of their lawyers used stupidity as a defence https://t.co/pgws4jF1EW

[J. 🇭🇷 @JosipFCB93]

I had to endure 38000 Chelsea fans signing "are you Tottenham in disguise" last night. Never received a bigger insult in my life.

[Nodibhoza umzukulu ka Thu Fo Jo @mshengulala]

The neighborhood group was discussing the guys who go through rubbish bins and make a mess. This lady came in and basically changed the tone of the discussion

[Macklemore stan @azri_riaz]

My team is cooking Barcelona 😭😭

[Faizan @faizannriaz]

Girls after one minor argument: “I’m never speaking to you again.”

Boys after calling each other fascist and jihadist: