500 Geckos in a Trenchcoat

Geckos and Model Horses. Region 6 shower. 12 lizards and counting!

[Stephen Booty Hawking aka Simon Fuckbutter @BootyHawking]

#ofmds2spoilers but like we already knew

[500 Geckos in a Trenchcoat @azrielen]

IZZY IS SINGING AND I AM SCREAMING

Well yeah that had to happen.

[500 Geckos in a Trenchcoat @azrielen]

My soggy man.

[500 Geckos in a Trenchcoat @azrielen]

THE CHEMISTRY I AM D E A D

[500 Geckos in a Trenchcoat @azrielen]

Jesus h christ the way I SHRIEKED

[G❤️‍🔥 @radicallysoft]

idc what you say this is the sluttiest thing Izzy has ever done.

get it slut!

#OFMDs2spoilers #ofmds2 #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

[500 Geckos in a Trenchcoat @azrielen]

Wait….wait. Is this HAPPENING???? My heart can not handle it is this is happening. #OurFlagMeansDeath

[500 Geckos in a Trenchcoat @azrielen]

Shirtless Izzy man Jesus fuck. Contain those things. #OurFlagMeansDeath

[500 Geckos in a Trenchcoat @azrielen]

Yo but what is this Izzy/Lucius energy here in #OurFlagMeansDeath 205? I am here for it.

[500 Geckos in a Trenchcoat @azrielen]

This movie implies that Benji and Luther keep Ethan alive and that’s weirdly sweet. Aww. It’s about FAMILY. Fast franchise crossover now tbh. #MissionImpossibleDeadReckoning

[500 Geckos in a Trenchcoat @azrielen]

I’m not going to survive these episodes.

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This movie is trying to give the IMF a fucking MYTHOLOGY and it’s frankly kind of hilarious. #MissionImpossibleDeadReckoning

[500 Geckos in a Trenchcoat @azrielen]

Mission: Impossible is really just Fridge Everyone For Ethan’s Manpain: The Franchise. #MissionImpossibleDeadReckoning

[500 Geckos in a Trenchcoat @azrielen]

Yeah Ethan’s definitely gonna die in the next one LOL #MissionImpossibleDeadReckoning

[500 Geckos in a Trenchcoat @azrielen]

This movie finally has the correct amount of Tom Cruise Running in it. By which I mean a fuckton. #MissionImpossibleDeadReckoning

[500 Geckos in a Trenchcoat @azrielen]

OK FINE FRANCHISE I’LL BUY INTO ILSA/ETHAN NOW ARE YOU HAPPY? #MissionImpossibleDeadReckoning

[500 Geckos in a Trenchcoat @azrielen]

I think I’m just not used to a Mission Impossible movie being this self-aware. It’s like they all know they’re on a really silly movie LMAO #MissionImpossibleDeadReckoning

[500 Geckos in a Trenchcoat @azrielen]

Why is this movie so weird? Everyone in it is acting so weird. #MissionImpossibleDeadReckoning

[500 Geckos in a Trenchcoat @azrielen]

Yo wait straight up is the IMF literally JUST ETHAN and then Ethan’s team and support staff now? Kittridge calling him on his bullshit over and over is fucking hilarious tho. #MissionImpossibleDeadReckoning

[500 Geckos in a Trenchcoat @azrielen]

LMAO wow this new Mission Impossible movie is really layering on the bullshit and McGuffins. And the bizarrely flowery dialogue. Weird vibes.