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[Azmath Sheriff @AzShMo]

@TheStripesGirl Jesus dipping the bread, handing it directly to Judas, and essentially saying, "Enjoy your carb load, because your venmo transaction is about to go public in approximately five minutes.”

Ka-Boom!!

[Azmath Sheriff @AzShMo]

@TheStripesGirl The rest of the disciples immediately short-circuiting, looking at each other like coworkers trying to guess who accidentally clicked “REPLY ALL” to the entire company with a complaints list. 😜

[Azmath Sheriff @AzShMo]

@SubhasSadhu4 Seems like some demonic faith. Who are they?

[Azmath Sheriff @AzShMo]

@MelGibsonvyn Proverbs 21:14 - “A gift given in secret soothes anger, and a bribe concealed in the cloak pacifies great wrath."

Leviticus 24:20 - “An eye for an eye”
(He interpret it as a divine mandate 2 launch a multi-season lawsuit against anyone who leaves a negative review on his hotels)

[Azmath Sheriff @AzShMo]

@1776coldbeers @forbiddenmerch @grok The absolute panic in that last reply—man realized his original joke backfired so horribly he had to completely abandon logic just to type out some pure, unfiltered deflection.

Dude had to fall back on a 2004-era internet insult just to survive the embarrassment. 🤣

😂

[Azmath Sheriff @AzShMo]

@hariniv2505

[Azmath Sheriff @AzShMo]

@hariniv2505 The Great Outer Ring Road Drag Race (Cycle Edition): A highly elite, low-budget adrenaline rush where you take a standard rental bicycle onto the ORR and try to outrun a speeding luxury SUV. Admission is free, but the medical insurance premium is entirely on you.

[Azmath Sheriff @AzShMo]

@JoshuaBarzon Jokers!

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@_InfoGram_ The math is incredible—only this guy can start three geopolitical crises in one morning and expect a medal for leaving the office early.

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@NESAR14254 @desHi__chora Perverts! Perhaps they don’t last longer than that 😂

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@RobinDesTaxes These polytheists are only good at building idols. Building bridges is not their forte 😏

[Azmath Sheriff @AzShMo]

@FanNia4848 "Trump gets things done!" Yeah, mostly forcing us to look at the exact same recycled Facebook memes every single day since 2016.

[Azmath Sheriff @AzShMo]

@Bhishma2i @KristinSemelka Imagine stealing random, wholesome photos of women rocking a summer buzz cut, renaming yourself 'Kristin,' and writing the exact same 'wish me a long life' script just to harvest 'Amen' replies from automated bots.

[Azmath Sheriff @AzShMo]

@alvinSeven77 @KristinSemelka @elonmusk @CatholicLisa The engagement farm has officially upgraded to a multi-character simulation! Can't wait for next week's post when 'Kristin' beats illness a third time using a stock photo of a completely different person.

[Azmath Sheriff @AzShMo]

@Cix6dr @KristinSemelka 'Kristin' is out here pulling off double medical miracles! Not only did she defeat a completely fictional case of cancer, she also managed to acquire a brand-new face compared to the last post. The algorithmic hustle is truly breathtaking.

[Azmath Sheriff @AzShMo]

@KristinSemelka Congratulations on surviving yet another round of completely imaginary chemotherapy! It must be exhausting changing your face, ethnicity, and room background every time you need to farm premium blue-check impressions