Andrey Nemirovski (Adult)

[Andrey Nemirovski (Adult) @azsoppidron]

@ClimateWarrior7 You can relax now. Growth of the sea slugs just compensates for even more significant shrinking of my own... well... slug in the same period.

[Andrey Nemirovski (Adult) @azsoppidron]

@ukhomeoffice What about manslaughter by reason of diminished responsibility, again?

[Andrey Nemirovski (Adult) @azsoppidron]

@WolfgangRichtEU Bicycle?! Bicycle??!! Contributing to the global warming through your sweat, fart and burp! Well, I hope your bike frame is at least made of organic bamboo, otherwise it would be as sinful as walking your dog in the vicinity of a mosque. Anyway, repent!

[Andrey Nemirovski (Adult) @azsoppidron]

@ClimateWarrior7 Some Viagra would fix it - speaking from experience.

[Andrey Nemirovski (Adult) @azsoppidron]

@fesshole I myself fell off my bicycle and got injured when I turned my head to look at a really sexy woman. She was riding a beautiful Merida bike with 27 speed, hydraulic disc brakes, dual air suspension, clipless pedals. Not sure how she looked and what she was wearing though...

[Andrey Nemirovski (Adult) @azsoppidron]

@wokeandwoofing You underestimate the result. Fine for a gang rape is £26, so vile JK must feel severely punished.

[Andrey Nemirovski (Adult) @azsoppidron]

@WolfgangRichtEU Must be a typo. Property rights were made up to retain control of the means of REproduction. Last night I had to explain it to a lady when I entered the property she mistakenly considered hers and took temporary control of her means of REproduction.

[Andrey Nemirovski (Adult) @azsoppidron]

@ClimateWarrior7 I suspect there were just as many Black people in Ancient Greece as blue-eyed blonde men in Judea like 2000 years ago... But the latter are pretty much present in the art. Go figure...

[Andrey Nemirovski (Adult) @azsoppidron]

@wokeandwoofing I am now male from the front and female from behind. My income as an escort has doubled!

[Andrey Nemirovski (Adult) @azsoppidron]

I just called my wife The Ironing Lady and for some reason she didn't like it. I suffered some damage, but not too much, a black eye and couple of broken teeth. The electric iron is finished though, will have to buy a new one...

[Andrey Nemirovski (Adult) @azsoppidron]

@dy3rmaker Tan salon users would likely disagree...

[Andrey Nemirovski (Adult) @azsoppidron]

@9mmsmg I don't speak English, but even I know, it's called "men's true cycling" for a reason!

[Andrey Nemirovski (Adult) @azsoppidron]

@remarks It is called "men's true cycling" for a reason!

[Andrey Nemirovski (Adult) @azsoppidron]

@Elenabardyf With a forepay...

[Andrey Nemirovski (Adult) @azsoppidron]

@rosethaaartist It doesn't seem to work with bearded minor refugees though...

[Andrey Nemirovski (Adult) @azsoppidron]

@FoxNews Unrelated, I know, but last night my mother-in-law came to visit. No injury and no damage reported...

[Andrey Nemirovski (Adult) @azsoppidron]

@Susanpurity7 A man's diary.
Monday. Did it with my right hand. Oh, pleasure!
Tuesday. Did it with my left hand. Oh, joy!
Wednesday. Did it with a woman. Weak resemblance of my right hand...

[Andrey Nemirovski (Adult) @azsoppidron]

@6meperdoa ...and also those who want to fuck whoever wants to die...

[Andrey Nemirovski (Adult) @azsoppidron]

@Soaringeagle45 Just wait, you may haven't stayed home in Hugh Hefner's pajamas for long enough, success comes with time...

[Andrey Nemirovski (Adult) @azsoppidron]

@WolfgangRichtEU There has never been and will never be a British Caliphate! British Khandom forever!