Laszlo

"I became a vampire just to suck blood and fuck forever."

[adam s @ADSohn]

Two accused rapists, a domestic abuser, an anti-vaxxer, an animal abuser, and someone who scored too many points against South Carolina one time. All the classic villains

[☽ꨄ︎☾ @LeesiBB]

did Logan Paul do so many steroids/gear that he went bald so now he has to wear that hideous owen wilson zoolander hairstyle like what is happening seriously bcos wtf

[goatmar @eyesovastats]

The last time Tchouameni won a duel was against Fede Valverde

[Ben X @Benn_X1]

I think the reason Americans seem to be excited about war is because they’ve not had to deal with the consequences of war on their own land. They always watch it as breaking news on CNN.

[buscemiküfürsüz @buscemikufursuz]

Italiano Okan Buruk'tan iyi hoca bence de.

Jesus dedem de Okan Buruk'tan iyiydi.

Geçen sene de Tedesco daha iyiydi mesela. İnanmayan futbol profesörü Uğur Karakullukçu'ya sorsun.

Mourinho'yu söylemiyorum bile.

Hepsi Okan Buruk tarafından sikilene kadar ama.

Alıştık artık.

[Maxx @Maxy_aura]

I love how the seal ignored them and focused only one her

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Can we be honest here? Sydney Sweeney was not chosen for the ad as a "representation of women in sport," she was chosen for the ad because they're trying to sell a gambling app to 18-24 year old males who masturbate frequently

[Will Clayton @DubClayton]

Hey @kylekuzma, as a basketball fan, what is your response to the countless acts of basketball terrorism committed during your time in Washington? Do you condemn them? Thoughts?

[Sheikh Hammad @RonaldoW7_]

Toni Kroos is a great footballer,he seems to have a problem with Muslims and Arabs in general. He spoke out about human rights issues during the 2022 Qatar World Cup, but didn’t say a word when the United States hosted the 2026 World Cup. The double standard is hard to ignore.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

The greatest musical mind of our time being fucking insane will always break my heart

[caleb williams nail tech @fvckalicia_]

ts has been frying me bc you can tell my boy genuinely expected Kirk to be smarter 😭😭😭😭

[Laszlo @azsslothevampir]

@szanoanculum Abdullah avcı çok uzun süredir çalışmıyor homecoming gelir mi yoksa feneri mi bekler hala

[Laszlo @azsslothevampir]

@rumiyl @OrroSemoca79163 @shevyfiore Oyuncu gittiğinde şampiyonluk kutlamasında iki türkçe kelime etti diye salya sümük ağladınız üstüne avrupaya dönerken bile fahiş fiyata almaya çalıştınız. Ayrıca ne kulüp ne de herhangi bir taraftar grubu açıklama yapma gereği bile duymadı

[Laszlo @azsslothevampir]

@domalmaz Hilminin Galatasaraylı olması utanç verici açıkçası. Eskiden full izlerdik hocanın yayınlarını şimdi bjk mağlubiyetleri sonrası açıyorum sadece ondada sinirden bu iki dallamayı konuşturmuyo jsjsjsjs

[nicky @THECRIMESAGA]

liking spider-man is unfortunately coded into everyone's brain since the moment they're born

[Laszlo @azsslothevampir]

@OrroSemoca79163 @shevyfiore Nigel hayes davis sözde ermeni soykırımını paylaştığınızda kılınızı bile kıpırdatmamıştınız bence bu konu hakkında konuşucak son kişi sizsiniz (not: dangubicin sözleşmesi fesih edilmesi gerektiğini düşünüyorum)

[Patrick🇮🇪 @P4tr1ck1869]

yeah 9/11 did happen in the cars universe, it was when that bastard chick hicks won the piston cup

[scott @solaris_scott]

the concept of having to imagine being taller than sabrina carpenter