Goodbye Puppy

Just a goodbye puppy in a hello kitty world. buzzfeed quoted one of my tweets so I’m basically a star. she/her

[Goodbye Puppy @azulalwayslies]

@mandyminte bish this should be your album cover

[Most @Most]

one thing about @trixiemattel is that she's always right

[Goodbye Puppy @azulalwayslies]

@HellenaIRL @Cameron58342520 you didn’t KNOW?!? That was everything!

[Goodbye Puppy @azulalwayslies]

@HellenaIRL @Gutsierthanever You’re obsessed

[Goodbye Puppy @azulalwayslies]

@HellenaIRL @nicolandriainfo Seriously. They seem to be working way more than the others

[Goodbye Puppy @azulalwayslies]

Dropout’s @samreich is holding out on us. When will Lauren Lapkus be on Make Some Noise

[Goodbye Puppy @azulalwayslies]

@mandyminte I always support vampy mandy

[jynx @jynxbby]

manifesting a high paying low effort remote job

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Was getting a Diet Dr. Pepper at Sheetz. Didn’t realize a man was waiting at the soda fountain behind me, so I said “Oh, I’m sorry,” & he replied “Honey, you never have to apologize for visiting The Doctor” & it does sort of feel like I encountered God in disguise.

[Goodbye Puppy @azulalwayslies]

can someone rich pay for me to fly to ny to see Josh Sharp’s show? @trixiemattel maybe?

[delani ❤️‍🔥 @delaniraeann]

hey!!!! instagram just enabled a feature super similar to snap maps that shares your live location and you have to go to your settings to opt out!!!!!! do that rn

[Goodbye Puppy @azulalwayslies]

@criminalplaza Excuse me but Lauren Conrad should be top of this list

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absolutely loved last night’s episode of love island! these are the vibes I wanted all season

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@HellenaIRL @rxckysgina It’s happened to li couples before!!!!!!

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@lanasummermusic

[yas @adoomies3]

Last year we had PPG
This year we got Ed Edd Eddy

[jared @miserableflop]

when you’re drunk at pride and your country starts a war

[jude @judecomputer]

i love bobs burgers and will never stop watching it but i steadfastly insist that its absolute funniest moment is early in season one when tina is laying on the floor upset that a boy moved away and she’ll never play kickball with him and louise says “you should kill yourself”

[Goodbye Puppy @azulalwayslies]

Sabrina Carpenter said “gun safety advocate? Couldn’t be me”