Day one of just making timkon suddenly they're best friends off the bat, suddenly Tims inlove with kon and the second day they're dating, holy speedrun
βdilfson todd has a fat cock,β i say into the mic.
the crowd boos, and i begin to walk off the stage. then i hear a voice from across the room.
βno, sheβs right.β there, stood in the back against a wall, is dilfson todd himself.