the septas taught young maekar to be careful of wandering hands, showing him intimate areas where it's prohibited to touch and maekar was like "oh so like where prince baelor usually touches me" and they immediately run to daeron and myriah in pure horror
modern au baekar where they're both still royals and married to each other. maekar would always appear pregnant in public eye and people start cancelling baelor over it. "GET OFF HIM" and "USE THE BUTT" are often trending when they're seen in public
the father putting four dragons on his banner because he's fourth son, one of the sons having bright colored dragons because he gave himself the nickname brightflame for some reason, and the other son just inverting the dragon and calling it a day. whole family edgy AND dumb 😭