Amy Stanton

Lobbyist. Communication. Strategy. Understanding how to reach people's hearts w/ good information is my thing. Tweets are my own. She/her. Ally. #GoGreen

[Amy Stanton @AzureAmy]

@dsw_us Your customer experience and support is an abomination. Three orders in less than six weeks and every single one has had something wrong, including delivery dates that were shown on the website. Never again.

[Amy Stanton @AzureAmy]

@Hootsuite_Help can you help me with talking to a human? This is for my company's account, not mine.

[Amy Stanton @AzureAmy]

@Jazzthornton_ I didn’t notice the spelling mistake. I’ve been in that dark place. Your tweet, spelling mistake or not, actually made me cry. It gives me hope that things really do get better if you just keep moving forward, even when it’s really hard to see the point any more. Thank you.

[Amy Stanton @AzureAmy]

It's January 2022. I'm Tired. And I'm Tired Of Being Tired. Aren't You? https://t.co/lKVX6DxFpn

I could have written every word of this because I'm feeling all the feelings in it. Good to know I'm not alone.

[Amy Stanton @AzureAmy]

It's about time!
https://t.co/LwTDKnOxrA

[Amy Stanton @AzureAmy]

Somehow, I am listening to The Gifts of Imperfection by @BreneBrown for the first time. I have been nodding and swallowing the tears that come with feeling understood through the first two chapters. Wow.

[Amy Stanton @AzureAmy]

When supply chain issues strike the local Arbys: They’re out of roast beef. They definitely don’t have the meats tonight.

[Amy Stanton @AzureAmy]

All of my friends here who are Dr. So and So have given me a major complex about being ABD. Sigh.

[Amy Stanton @AzureAmy]

@gisgie @gentefied Just checked out the trailer. It looks really good. And her braids are fab.

[Amy Stanton @AzureAmy]

Omg! Again...until now, I thought I was the only person in Michigan who still asks her mom to make snowball cookies every year. Who knew it just makes me a #Michigander?

[USA TODAY @USATODAY]

What's your state's favorite Christmas cookie? 🍪 🎅 https://t.co/N9EXAzRkf6

[Amy Stanton @AzureAmy]

And just like that, #Peloton wins the internet. #SATC #AndJustLikeThat #MrBig

[Amy Stanton @AzureAmy]

I read somewhere yesterday that #KimKardashian has hired someone to wake her kids up by playing Christmas music on their piano each morning in December. It made me wonder if the Kardashians could eventually be the cause of the next uprising of the proletariat.

[Amy Stanton @AzureAmy]

I seriously thought this was just me. But there's a t-shirt. So there must be others. @BustedTees #80skids

[Amy Stanton @AzureAmy]

We did. I shook off being offended about the commentary on my cooking skills fairly quickly. I blame the Cajun seasoning.

[Catherine @jakthebomb]

@AzureAmy @FoodiNinja This is brilliant, I would be laughing my ass off if I received a VM like this.

[Amy Stanton @AzureAmy]

@dharmesh The good news is that once you get the hang of it, it becomes second nature. Everything will be ok. Agree with the person who said better to learn on a Peloton than on your road bike. Good luck!

[Amy Stanton @AzureAmy]

Ha! Ok - no food dessert. But we will still take it.

[Lansing Facts 🫒 @LansingMIFacts]

finally a grocery store for the food dessert of

*checks article*

across the street from Whole Foods

[Amy Stanton @AzureAmy]

@toomanyclues @FoodiNinja It did. It’s crossed my mind that it was an elaborate prank, but I called them right back - the call/voicemail came from their corporate number. I spoke with their customer service team. They couldn’t confirm or deny. So weird. And funny, tbh.

[Amy Stanton @AzureAmy]

This is the voicemail I got tonight from the @FoodiNinja customer support team. Ron was clearly not having a good day when he saw my tweet about my one-year-old Ninja Foodi dying the other day. Take a listen — it's funny. Also a great example of how NOT to do customer support.

[Amy Stanton @AzureAmy]

This is exactly what I was thinking when I saw the Fieger news come out. As a parent, I understand that people are trying to put their anger and devestation somewhere. I don’t think this is the right place to put it.

[Robert McCann @mccannr1]

A teacher was shot as part of the Oxford tragedy. Countless others are traumatized for life.

Geoffrey Fieger is trying to sue them.

[Amy Stanton @AzureAmy]

I am not saying it's right or wrong that parents are suing. But I am sure this will have a lot of school personnel doing some serious thinking about their career choices over the break. So, so sad.

[Alicia Smith @wxyzalicia]

BREAKING - Attorney Geoffrey Fieger will hold a news conference today at 11:00am to discuss filing two $100-million lawsuits against the Oxford Community School District & various school employees as a result of the mass shooting at Oxford High School on 11/30/21.

[Lansing State Journal @LSJNews]

National retailer Trader Joe's has plans to develop a Meridian Township location. A township official said it could break ground next year. https://t.co/nFaVsHrly8