SlanderouSalamander

🌲 Phytolatrist, college applicant🌹

[SlanderouSalamander @Azuressences]

A simple list of ten reasons why Transgenic Crops should be labeled for our safety.
#GMOLabeling #GMO #Transgenic

[SlanderouSalamander @Azuressences]

@Kallipoliz @Pars_Azadi only when keep good posture tho

[Histry in Pictures @Histreepix]

Despite reassurances that ‘it’ll all be over by Easter’, the War on Christmas enters its second year. 1915.

[Hamilton Morris @HamiltonMorris]

@duncantrussell I'm hoping they meant Timothy Leary, really hoping.

[Histry in Pictures @Histreepix]

Arnold Schwarzenegger being taught how to wave. Southall, 1983.

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

I started a live stream on @YouTube: https://t.co/dVL5aiyF5o

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

“And when the angel broke the third seal the internet became filled with rednecks rap battling Eminem” Book Of Revelations 13.22

[Jenan Moussa @jenanmoussa]

1/ I want to tell u today the story of 8yr old Yazidi girl, forced to work for 3yrs as slave by ISIS fighters in Raqqa. I met her in Kobani.

[SlanderouSalamander @Azuressences]

@Fsha_Fsh the city has been trapped in smoke from wildfires

[SlanderouSalamander @Azuressences]

Immigrant birthday feels https://t.co/gn0VqOva2R

[SlanderouSalamander @Azuressences]

Opinions are like flowers,
best to behold the ones that fascinate

[SlanderouSalamander @Azuressences]

Fuck Father's Day, and fuck any holiday that reminds someone what they should be doing anyway https://t.co/G8tkHgrfjs

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Happy Father's Day to all, even the haters and losers!

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Breaking: Special counsel is investigating Trump for possible obstruction of justice, officials say https://t.co/BTkq28nnWO

[SlanderouSalamander @Azuressences]

@iniewhcS I try but.. checking twitter fucks me up

[Trumpchain @trumpchain]

Climate change accords artificially limit Bitcoin mining scalability. Soon 99% of CO2 emissions will be from electicity used to mine Bitcoin

[SlanderouSalamander @Azuressences]

Home sweet home https://t.co/mKDuKmPJel

[AP Climate @AP_Climate]

'It's still moving': More than 1 million tons of rock covers California's famed coastal highway in Big Sur. Story: https://t.co/dnWF9EaQes

[Democracy Now! @democracynow]

Live now at https://t.co/Xup8cdtnFB: Mexican journalist Anabel Hernandez on the events that led to the murder of her friend #JavierValdez

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

I look for a place to put my gum that nobody will notice when I'm not supposed to be chewing it. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity

[SlanderouSalamander @Azuressences]

@SacredGeoInt
You are a modern day inspiration, a space age John Muir
Please never stop exploring
Thank you

[Trumpchain @trumpchain]

I figured the best way to impress the Russian delegates was to show them the private key for my Bitcoin wallet. Fake news is criticizing me.