azy

•sarcasm •relatable • memes

[azy @azyyouknow]

The scary part about adulthood isn’t responsibility.
It’s realizing no one actually knows what they’re doing.

[azy @azyyouknow]

They say time heals all wounds
clearly time is on fucking vacation from 2020.

[Desidudewithsign @Nikhilsingh21_]

Today On EID Tawseef From Kashmir Sl@ughtered Gau Mata In Broad Daylight And Uploaded The Video Of The Crime On Instagram To Spread Communal Hatred In J&K.
I Request Sleeping BJP Jammu, J&K Administration And J&K Police To Kindly Look At The Video And Immediately Arrest Tawseef And Others Who Are Seen In This Video.
Last Time I Checked J&K Was Still Under Constitution And Not Sharia Law, Lets See If Its True 🙏 #Jammu #Kashmir

[azy @azyyouknow]

I'm never alone,
My headache is always with me.

[azy @azyyouknow]

Teri gair haaziri mai, mene tujhse bewafai ki hai

Jo baate mujhe tujhse kehni thi wo apni tanhaai se ki hai.

~azy

[azy @azyyouknow]

Maybe I'm not good at pushups
But I mastered fuck-ups.

[azy @azyyouknow]

If bed bugs live in bed
Then, where do cockroaches live ?

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They say "you are what you eat"

I don't remember eating failure

[azy @azyyouknow]

I know i disappear a lot, i don't text back & make myself distant. The truth is I'm a superhero.

[azy @azyyouknow]

Sex burns calories
Sensex burns salaries

[azy @azyyouknow]

Sex burn calories
Sensex burns salaries

[azy @azyyouknow]

I'm ugly but 'mug' is silent
🫴

[azy @azyyouknow]

Date a girl from Kolkata
& Now she's your Bae of Bengal.

[azy @azyyouknow]

Irony is,
People who say "no one is perfect" leaves you cuz of your imperfection.

[azy @azyyouknow]

She fell in love with scrap dealer but he dumped her.

[azy @azyyouknow]

She fell in love with a CA, now he matched her both side of balance sheet.

[azy @azyyouknow]

She fell in love with a milkman & he milked her.

[azy @azyyouknow]

He fell in love with a banker & got 0% interest.

[azy @azyyouknow]

Dheere dheere discipline aata jaa rha hai
Ab roj raat ke 11 se 12 crying session attend krna hai to krna hai 😤

[azy @azyyouknow]

Where do you want to go ?

- far away....