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Okay that’s all, see you in 2 years.

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What’s the German word for when you spend $20 door dashing one edible and it doesn’t work and you wake up with a headache?

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Tweeting from Safari to maintain some dignity…or is this rock bottom?

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This seems like a nice secluded place to have a public breakdown.

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I would like to take a moment to acknowledge the invisible labor of people who never capitalize the first letter of a sentence while texting.

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But not too normal!

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All I ask is that you be normal towards me.

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Thought I was completely body confident, turns out my winter clothing was doing a lot of the heavy lifting.

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You ever match with someone so attractive on the apps that you have to reverse image search them?

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I don’t like when companies call me “Sis”.

There is no ethical sisterhood under capitalism.

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I have a soft spot for people who are brave enough to wear fedoras.

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I think I’m finally in a place to receive the love that IG bots are giving me.

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Starting off 2023 ruminating about how I didn’t feel dynamic enough at a New Year’s Eve party last night 🥂

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Every 3 weeks I yell out to no one in particular asking “What the fuck is Foxtrot?!” Then I Google it, then I forget.

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Every person you don’t like is not a narcissist.

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I think I changed my mind.

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I want my fall/winter aesthetic to make people want to collaborate with me on artistic projects but not see me as a sexual being at all.

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I don’t know what I’m doing but at least I’m doing something.

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I love “ew” as a lone response to something you don’t agree with.

It’s equal parts petty and minimalistic.

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It would be really revolutionary if someone hired me.

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I’m completely open to discussing existential dread at a party.