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life, uh, finds a way.

[Bobbert @azzour]

Lately, everything feels off. If you feel it too, let’s figure it out together.

That’s what The Surreal Dispatch is for—no big pitch, just an open invitation to navigate the strangeness with a little understanding and hope.

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[Bobbert @azzour]

нямам идея къде да пусна тая шега, затова се логнах тук за пръв път от месеци. та ето:
- какво казваш когато видиш магаре по туристически маршрут?
- кон? еми не.

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Lord of the Rings trilogy combined is 9 hrs 18 mins and it could have been over in seconds

[The ₿itcoin Therapist @TheBTCTherapist]

If you don’t laugh at this you’re not human

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Guy hoarding three quarters of a trillion dollars is finally realizing he’s still a miserable piece of shit.

[XBradTC @xbradtc]

Woody Allen is in the Epstein files but I refuse to believe he's the type of guy who would cheat on his daughter

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

The perfect loop doesn't exi... 😲

[Venelin Molnar @VenelinMolnar]

Съобщението за оставката на Радев се появява в сайта на ТАСС почти един час преди изявлението му.
Отделно като причина се казва, че щял да участва в изборите, а той за такова нещо не е говорил.
Да влезе ген. Решетников!
(Скрийншотът е мой личен от сайта на ТАСС.)

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

I know a Jason Statham plot when I see one

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Feeling Optimustic about the future!

[TastefulLindy @LindyTasteful]

"Hey grok, put her in a bikini"

[Fight With Memes @FightWithMemes]

"Life, uh, finds a slay."

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

Fun fact: This entire scene was improvised

Matthew McConaughey had no idea where to move the ship and began pressing random buttons. Nolan kept filming and the result was insane

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Got an email from an Egyptian Prince. I fear it might be a pyramid scheme.

[Shane Cashman @ShaneCashman]

They sentenced Maduro to a six hour podcast with Lex Fridman.

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

“Red wine is for boys and white wine is for girls” is the funniest possible way to announce you’re 12 years old

[Shrek @Shrek]

Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.

[Kivvy Cat! @KivvyCat]

Kill yourself now