lil al(prazolam)

Now bring my boys in, their skin in craters like the moon. The moon we love like a brother, while he glows through the room

[lil al(prazolam) @azzraaeell]

you know you’re high as shit when you stop at a green light

[Vin diesel @K3YGEN]

Y’all wanna know what like the BEST filling maybe of all time? Definitely of all time, the best feeling of all time is when - okay. You know the blent you smoked this morning? The one you woked up to roll. That one. Okay. And then but you only smoke half of it. Okay. And then you

[bruce @BryceThomas8]

When the US dollar inevitably loses all of its value, Kohl’s cash will be our new form of currency

[Deniz Can @MrFilmkritik]

So 11 people got sick and now no one is selling romaine lettuce.

In the meantime, this year there were more than 300 shootings and Republicans are still not passing gun control.

[Trilly Nelson @Rdawgmcfly]

the most West Virginia experience i had in high school was making out in the woods with a girl and her freaking out that her dad was gonna see us on his deer camera

[Dan Diamond @ddiamond]

CDC on lettuce: 😡
CDC on guns: 🤐

[certified lover boi @HormoneMonsta]

Jordin Sparks revealing that Jason Derulo used to sing his own name during sex is still one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever heard in my life

[bradlee @boujeesIut]

she’s so brave <3 thank you for sharing her story

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Just a reminder that Our President has been accused of
- Raping his Wife
- Walking in on Naked Teens at Miss Univ. Dressing room
- Admitting to grabbing women by the Pussy
- Raping a 13-year-old child
- Raping, groping or sexually assaulting 17 other women
Yet no one cares

[lil al(prazolam) @azzraaeell]

i hate being a drug addict

[lil al(prazolam) @azzraaeell]

the fog

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

weird flex but ok

[lil al(prazolam) @azzraaeell]

life is so precious

[ً @cryst6ls]

men be like “im sorry you made you feel that way with my actions”