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[Noor @azztiia]

@trustfratedworl Hi you still have them?

[sage @iluvhaaland]

Mbappé just because you invented the Mbappé special does not mean you have to serve it tonight

[Ahmed @Ahmedsame77]

أنا جاهز

[A D 💋 @truly_AD]

I have a coworker that if you ask him ANYTHING he wanna hop on a call 😭

[gale @dissolvetoday]

buying oat milk here means finding whichever brand they’ve randomly made £1.50 that week instead of £2.30

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[nikita @poohthebear0]

not a single nonchalant bone in my body, I see the sky change color and I’m jumping like a fool

[Bibi Ayesha @BibiAyesha2205]

So why do married people ditch everyone after they get married? Zero contact. No check-ins. Nothing. They're just disappear like okay cool cool 💀

[joey @FKQ]

double texting isnt embarassing yall turned basic human enthusiasm into a social crime

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Working in Excel while sharing your screen is basically the office version of trying to parallel park while everyone’s watching from the back seat

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

“hey, do you have a second to hop on a quick call”

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

I give myself a 4 day workweek by picking one day of the week to just completely mentally check out at work

[౨ৎ @misandsirt]

the people in london yearn for community so come to my £50 event. food and drinks not included 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[g @gabsedih]

fuck teams, fuck authenticator, fuck excel, fuck KPI’s, fuck outlook, fuck your friendly reminders too

[. @UcheKl]

I refuse to count calories. That’s such a tedious way to live.

[sage @thorsbounty]

my cat yawned and i saw the pill i thought he took hours ago stuck to the roof of his mouth

[بدر الدين @D1mashqi]

The real 0 cortisol is acceptance of Qadar

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

I’m fatphobic to men.

Why are you FAT?

You have no hormones bothering you.

Why are you fat?

Why is your tummy big?

[finn @bluestberries]

the weirdest shit ever about the US to me is how prices don’t include taxes like you mean you’re doing groceries and the final price is a surprise ? it’s insane