Ashley D Shortt

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& don't follow me because I don't know where I'm going either.

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Soo..

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When did the Rams get good enough to beat my cowboys? #pisst

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Not a Panthers fan but it's about time someone beats the Patriots.

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A leaf just fell and hit my windshield and it scared the shit out of me. Hello fall

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@LaynaShaie @laynashaie same

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Making brownies at 10:00 at night because what else am I doing with my life?

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

I don't talk about it, i drink about it

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I had a good tweet.. then I lost it.

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I literally have the most caring husband ever, like 😍

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Update: you haven't really lived until you eat dill pickle chips with said popcorn..

[Ashley D Shortt @b00_b00keys]

You haven't really lived until you've put parmesan cheese on your popcorn. No regrets

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I hate sluts

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@neatdude Bomb pop!

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Jerry what does pansexual mean?
I guess you fuck pans idk 😂

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Lol

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To the guy hitting on me at Wendy's i'm pretty sure I don't want you to crawl through the window with me.. I'm married sir and u flip burgz

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In my opinion don't get on Facebook and bully the fuck out of someone and 5 mins later ask for prayers, you're a damn hypocrite.

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Lol I don't wish cheating on anyone but... I'm about to tell you I seen your husband with another bitch so you'll shut the hell up.