M.

let natural selection do its job

[M. @b00ty_l0rd]

Can’t stop thinking about how Kodak Black rhymed Roman numeral with pharmaceutical

[Mr. Tribe🏝️ @sheymanishere]

“new password can’t be your old password”

[M. @b00ty_l0rd]

Pisces season is way too long

[M. @b00ty_l0rd]

I’m sorry, what?

[M. @b00ty_l0rd]

In 2026 the planets will be exactly where they were during the American civil war….. things are about to get revolutionized- for better or for worse

[M. @b00ty_l0rd]

Hating on this QUEEN?!?! Y’all could never color coordinate like this. The mumu accent colors coordinating to the bonnet and robe and the leash matches the shoes it’s just wow. Chefs kiss. THIS is a look.

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

Woman goes viral for how she was dressed walking her dog. 👀 🎥 🐕

[M. @b00ty_l0rd]

notice how a cis man will recoil if you call him “girl” lol

[M. @b00ty_l0rd]

My toes are back on the market 🤪

[AnimeTV チェーン @animetv_jp]

【Opening Theme】
DAN DA DAN Season 2

OP: "On The Way" by AiNA THE END

✨More: https://t.co/t6L60czSZa

[M. @b00ty_l0rd]

Addendum:

bowling = anal

[M. @b00ty_l0rd]

If sports were sexual acts:

boomerangs = masturbating

[M. @b00ty_l0rd]

Nanker Phelge

[M. @b00ty_l0rd]

quantum entanglement is so horny

[M. @b00ty_l0rd]

Call me crazy but meth is probably an awesome time

[M. @b00ty_l0rd]

You can’t trust people who never think they are wrong.

[M. @b00ty_l0rd]

Spinach Parmesan Tzatziki dip from Aldi

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[M. @b00ty_l0rd]

I hope the Ross employee that sticks price tags on the reflective side of mirrors has a bad day

[M. @b00ty_l0rd]

I ain’t got shit to lose but my mother fuckin mind

[M. @b00ty_l0rd]

@gabby_marie15 If Pinocchio said this, his nose wouldn’t grow an inch. #nolies

[M. @b00ty_l0rd]

Recalling the time my ex made me stop selling pics of my feet bc “foot pics are the gateway to prostitution”😭🤣

[M. @b00ty_l0rd]

@vandercunts Check DMs daddy 🫦💦💦🦶🏻