If you guys hit leg day for any reason at all please let it be so your dick pics are elevated.
What am I to do when there’s not a single defined muscle in your thigh ?!
Do we think my kid has autism from the MMR vaccine, from the Tylenol I mainlined when I had a kidney stone while pregnant with him, or from his father who can count cards and solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded and who owns 10 pairs of identical pants but can’t stand to have his food touching??
Spent 3 weeks building a texting app slower than email. Messages fly at pigeon speed — LA to NYC takes 22 hrs. Sometimes the bird dies & the message isn’t delivered.
kind of obsessed with the girl on 90 day fiancé that said she’s afraid to get dumped because when she drinks her ocd causes her to make out with everyone
For a long time I was pretty obsessive about telling people I’m not particularly smart because I think people often overestimate their intelligence but honestly I need to stop because a lot of you are incredibly fucking stupid and I am much smarter than you.