Isaac

I don’t know what I smell like anymore.

[KFC España @KFC_ES]

どれほど魅力的か 😳😳

[Isaac @b00tyhau5]

Omg. Twibber so Fucking. So Garbage. Lol #canibereal

[Isaac @b00tyhau5]

Getting shitfaced… in a rocking chair… next to a mountain. Wyd babe?

[Isaac @b00tyhau5]

My co-worker: “I’ll never have sex with a women who doesn’t have children. I need those juice boxes and snacks afterwards.”

[Isaac @b00tyhau5]

@gothcvnt Seems like U know what u have to do.

[Isaac @b00tyhau5]

*listens to @christomlin
*eats a bottle of barbecue sauce with a spoon.

[Isaac @b00tyhau5]

*does sex
*doesn’t cry

[Isaac @b00tyhau5]

*Laughs way to hard
*does not get the joke

[Isaac @b00tyhau5]

I have over 2,000 liked songs in my Spotify library. Yet every time I hit shuffle it plays ‘guilty party’ @TheNational

[Isaac @b00tyhau5]

Mailmen. They all be lookin fly as hell. A year from now we will all be dressing like usps employees.

#timeless

[Isaac @b00tyhau5]

Turkey baster? I barely know her.
-Stacy

[Isaac @b00tyhau5]

I do be fartin sometimes

[Isaac @b00tyhau5]

I thought 2020 actually happened. ngl

[Isaac @b00tyhau5]

I thought game of thrones was real. ngl

[Isaac @b00tyhau5]

Ask me about my big zit energy.

[Isaac @b00tyhau5]

Being drunk is just listening to your beers advice.

[Isaac @b00tyhau5]

mattress infomercials created unrealistic expectations. got me thinking about jumping on my bed without spilling my wine. This far in my life, and that’s still what I’m looking for in a mattress.

[Isaac @b00tyhau5]

@lib_owner women be like “fuck yeah, I’m in.”

[Isaac @b00tyhau5]

Getting black out in a Golf cart and driving around on the 1%’s property is a basic human right.
Golf Should be free.

[Isaac @b00tyhau5]

Why do humans care so much about being worth something?
Who the fuck is buying?

#worthless#capitalism